I Flirted with My Ex After Losing My Memory

Song Xingzhe has hereditary amnesia that strikes at random. It doesn't affect his intelligence, but it does give his friends a hard time.

Song Xingzhe: Yue-gege, you're my very best friend. When we grow up, you have to marry me, okay~

Gu Yuebai: ...Fine, I promise.

The next day, Song Xingzhe was holding another kid's hand: You're my very best friend. When we grow up, you have to marry me, okay~

Gu Yuebai: ??!!

Song Xingzhe: Gu Yuebai, I like you. Let's be together.

Gu Yuebai's Adam's apple bobbed. Are you serious?

But less than two months later, Song Xingzhe came back with a cold expression. I'm sorry, I remembered wrong. You're not the person I love. Let's break up.

Gu Yuebai: ...???

Seven years passed in a flash, and the two met again.

The moment Song Xingzhe saw Gu Yuebai, his old habit kicked in. He rushed over excitedly. Hi, handsome. Are you alone? Mind if we get to know each other?

Gu Yuebai sneered. Get lost.

But half a month later, seeing Song Xingzhe's dejected figure, Gu Yuebai ordered in a low voice, "Tell him again, accurately and without fail, what my schedule is. If he wants to chase me, let him. If he wants to curse me out, let him."

Then he silently counted the days on his calendar.

Song Xingzhe, one last time. If you come looking for me just one more time, I'll forgive you.

Then we'll get back together and never split up again, okay?

*

After Song Xingzhe won him over, he was so pleased with himself that he bragged to everyone about his incredible flirting skills, claiming to be a seasoned player.

Song Xingzhe: My sweet talk had him completely hooked!

Gu Yuebai: Mm. My darling must have put in a lot of effort, finding pickup lines online.

Song Xingzhe: The breakfast I waited in line to buy moved him!

Gu Yuebai: Mm. My darling worked so hard to buy breakfast. How could I make him wait in a long line again? We have to clear the place out so my darling can always be first in line.

Song Xingzhe: I've wandered through a hundred flowers, but picked only this one. My devotion moved him!

Gu Yuebai raised an eyebrow. A hundred flowers? Darling, there are no other flowers for you. You can only chase me.

*

"It was a long time before I realized that every time I forgot was so we could have an even more wonderful reunion in the future."

P.S.:

1. A shameless amnesiac who flirts with everyone he meets, the uke, X an obsessive childhood friend who was abandoned and turned love to hate, the seme.

2. The whole story is full of melodrama.

Theme: Search for him a thousand times among the crowd, then suddenly turn around and find him where the lights are dim.