Song Xingzhe suffers from hereditary amnesia, which attacks from time to time. This illness doesn't affect his IQ, but it just hurts his friends.
Song Xingzhe: Brother Yue, you and I are the best friends. You must marry me when you grow up~
Gu Yuebai: ... I reluctantly agree to you.
The next day, I saw Song Xingzhe holding the hand of another child: You and I are the best, and you must marry me when you grow up~
Gu Yuebai:? ? ! !
Song Xingzhe: Gu Yuebai, I like you, let's be together.
Gu Yuebai's Adam's apple twitched: Are you serious?
As a result, Song Xingzhe came back within two months with a cold face: I'm sorry, I remembered it wrong, the person I love is not you, let's break up.
Gu Yuebai:...? ? ?
Seven years later, the two met again.
As soon as Song Xingzhe saw Gu Yuebai, he fell into his old habit and rushed over excitedly: "Hello, handsome guy. Are you alone? Let's get to know each other."
Gu Yuebai sneered: Don't touch me.
As a result, half a month later, when he saw Song Xingzhe's dejected back, Gu Yuebai said in a deep voice: "Once again, reveal my schedule to him accurately and without any mistakes. If he wants to chase me, let him chase me. If he wants to scold me, let him scold me."
I turned around and counted silently on the calendar.
Song Xingzhe, if you come to me one last time, I will forgive you.
Then we will be together again and never be separated again, okay?
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Song Xingzhe is very happy when he catches someone, and he has to tease everyone he meets. He has superb skills in seducing people, and he can be called a veteran in love.
Song Xingzhe: The love words I said made him want to stop!
Gu Yuebai: Well, if you are willing to look for jokes on the Internet, you can see that my baby has put a lot of thought into it.
Song Xingzhe: The breakfast I queued up to buy moved him!
Gu Yuebai: Well, honey, it's hard work buying breakfast, how can we wait in long lines again? The venue must be cleared to ensure that my baby is ranked first every time.
Song Xingzhe: Among thousands of flowers, I only picked this one. My dedication moved him!
Gu Yuebai raised his eyebrows: Wanhua? Baby, you don't have thousands of flowers, you can only chase me.
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"After a long time, I realized that every time I forget, it is for a better encounter in the future."
PS:
1. Amnesia. Wherever you go, you flirt with someone and you have to deal with them. They are abandoned. Love leads to hate. Paranoia.
2. The full text is full of bloodshed
Intention: Looking for him hundreds of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person is there in the dim light
Chang'e's Immortal Gender Is Male