The new series "Dressed as Chang'e" has been serialized. Little angels, go to Kangkang~
Copywriting one:
Mu Qiao was the first human being created by the Empress Nuwa. She had a white and chubby face, soft arms and legs, and was so cute. She was given as a gift to Patriarch Hongjun, and he moved into the Zixiao Palace uneasily.
It seems that many shocking secrets have been discovered during this stay (#°Д°)
The Hongjun ancestor he imagined: retreating to enlightenment and practicing magic weapons.
Practical Ancestor Hongjun: One moment he would give Zai'er a longevity elixir, the other moment he would build a cat (human) climbing frame for Zai'er...
The Sanqing in his imagination: dignified and serious, unsmiling.
Practical Sanqing: I will masturbate to my cute pet today, and I will masturbate to my cute pet tomorrow. I will masturbate every day, and I will feel refreshed and not snore.
Later, when Mu Qiao grew up, he wanted to go to the ancient times for some experience.
Others are walking in the wilderness: be cautious, respect strength, and kill people and seize treasures without hesitation.
Mu Qiao has been walking in the past: silly, sweet, and focused on food... Hey, does anyone dare to take my treasure?
——"Let's take a look at the big boss behind that silly, sweet human being."
——"Please forgive me, Daozu, I really didn't know he was your son!"
Copywriting two:
Mu Qiao's ambition since childhood has been: to practice diligently, overcome tribulations and ascend to heaven, until one day he becomes a quasi-sage!
However, who can tell him that after 8,000 years, he has been fed longevity pills + ginseng fruit + flat peaches since he was a child, why is his cultivation still just a foundation building?
——This is a tragic story of a human being who is determined to ascend but has no hope for thousands of years, and finally indulges in delicious food.
——This story tells us that despite some people's glamorous appearance, in fact they can't even build a foundation.
◆This article has been decided to be added to V on November 2, 2018. Three updates will be dropped by then. I hope the little angels will continue to support it~◆
PS:
1. This article is also known as "What kind of foundation to build, why not build the foundation" and "The Overbearing Taoist Leads Me to Cultivation to Immortality".
2. The main character is CP Hongjun, and the protagonist emerges from the sky.
3. The protagonist has been a human being for ten thousand years. Hongjun said: It doesn't matter. Isn't it okay if I renew your life every ten thousand years?
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Please stamp the pre-accepted article of the author:
"Dressed as Chang'e" by Yao Yao Yao - It tells the story of a silly bunny (male) dressed as Chang'e. He is afraid of revealing his secrets every day and hides his little ears. Click the link →
Gay friend's text:
"Revelation of Searching for Father" by Luo Yingzhanmo - Come on, it's pretentious, click on the link →
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