The Hilarious Patriarch (Book Transmigration)

Complete, needs revision. Yes! That's right! This is a transmigration-into-a-book story about a grandmaster and his grand-disciple! Also known as: The Foolish Bottom I Became After Transmigrating Into a Book, and The Consequences of Getting By on My Looks A story about a goofy bottom who wants to change his disciple for the better, only to accidentally turn his grand-disciple gay. The blurb: Lu Shiqing transmigrates into a melodramatic master-disciple novel. The disciple thinks his master is his enemy, so he bears humiliation and courts the master, who is notorious for his ugly looks. After ruining the master's reputation and chastity, he kills him. Twenty years later, the master comes back from the dead, only to become an unrepentant goofball: no brains, no fighting skills, and nothing to do all day but ask for hugs. Lu Shiqing is exhausted. Why do other people who transmigrate into books get to pick up a cute little disciple, raise him, and cling to his powerful coattails, while he gets hunted by his ex and condemned by everyone? Luckily, the System's task is simple: all he has to do is stay alive. Lu Shiqing thinks that's a piece of cake. The original body's beauty is unparalleled, and once he drops the disguise, everyone will adore him. In a world where looks are everything, how could he fail to survive? Later. The disciple, now fallen to the dark side: I was wrong. I never knew Master was so beautiful. Will you come back to me? Lu Shiqing: That sword you stabbed me with still hurts. Cherish life, stay away from couples. His rich best friend: Beautiful, come with me. I'll give you a lifetime of luxury. Lu Shiqing: You're a perfectly good man. How'd you go and turn gay? Cherish friendship, stay away from couples. His cuddly spirit pet: Master, marry me! Lu Shiqing: I thought of you as a pet, but you want to get in my pants. Cherish your dignity, stay away from couples. His aloof grand-disciple: Grandmaster, I... Lu Shiqing: Shh. Hurry up and kiss me... This is really nice. Reading guide: 1. Clever, tough, all bark and no bite, aloof grand-disciple top x dumb, chatty, shameless old-timer, beautiful grandmaster bottom. 2. A story about chatting and falling in love. This is not a traditional cultivation novel, so please don't take it seriously or overanalyze it. 3. Happy ending, one-on-one, mutual affection. 4. The bottom is very stupid, very stupid, very stupid. Please keep the teasing to a reasonable level. Please add my next novel to your reading list: I'm Just an Actor, a showbiz story about a book transmigrating into reality. Blurb: He Zheng's greatest wish is to make the movie star Xie kneel and beg for mercy after humiliating him. His hard work pays off: Xie quickly falls out of favor, while He becomes a top-tier celebrity, strutting around like he owns the place. His dream comes true. Movie star Xie kneels, leaning against the bed as he begs: "Come out. It's cold under the bed. I promise I won't hit you." Theme: