After screwing over his sworn enemy, He Yizhi discovers that he lives in a cultivation novel about a universally despised character who becomes universally adored.
The main plot follows a character hated by everyone, even his own parents. After enduring many hardships, he gives up on life and assumes a secret identity, leaving the friends and family who once tormented him consumed with regret.
After accidentally learning the original story, He Yizhi takes stock of his situation.
The good news is that he isn't the protagonist, the universally despised character who has to overcome eighty-one ordeals to shed his secret identity and become universally adored.
The bad news is that he's the spoiled villain who tormented that character and sent him off to endure those eighty-one ordeals. In the story, his main job is to mock, undermine, and humiliate the universally despised character. And when he learns that he and the other boy were once engaged as children, he ridicules him in front of everyone for thinking a toad could marry a swan.
This novel is a revenge story built around the tropes of everyone loving the universally despised character and everyone regretting having tormented him. It's a crematorium-style story, where the universally despised character's main role is to scatter the ashes of the people who wronged him.
Unfortunately, by the time He Yizhi learns this, he's already brought disaster upon himself and is on the verge of being reduced to ashes...
That night, the universally despised character sneaks into the He residence, invisible, holding something meant to cause pain. He has come to take revenge on He Yizhi.
Knowing what's about to happen, the big young master, who bullies the weak and cowers before the strong, trembles and recites the original story. Gritting his teeth, he tears open his clothes. With his fierce-looking, upturned eyes wide open, he makes a show of himself in front of the universally despised character, looking pitiful as tears stream down his face. He puts on a humiliating performance.
Just as expected, the universally despised character, who never imagined he'd do something like that, can't handle it and vanishes at once.
After the other man leaves, He Yizhi breathes a sigh of relief. But the next day...
"Why is he back again???"
You shameless bastard, are you getting hooked on watching this?!
One day, unable to stand having an invisible person hiding in his room and watching him humiliate himself every day, He Yizhi steels himself and pretends to be intimate with an outer-sect disciple, hoping the invisible person in the room will take the hint and leave.
That night, an unseen hand pins He Yizhi down. He wavers between cursing and crying pitifully, then finally takes the other man's hand of his own accord...
Former underling, beautiful, strong, and tragically tormented mad-dog top X spoiled, willful young master who bullies the weak and cowers before the strong
Content warnings:
The protagonist and bottom, He Yizhi, is a villain. The top will have to guide him into becoming a good person. He won't be kind and virtuous from the start.
The top has unrequited feelings for the bottom early on.
Coming soon: What Did I Do Wrong in an O Pretending to Be an A Story? An ABO novel
Blurb:
Before going to bed, Qi Sheng reads an ABO novel about a pregnant character who runs away. The story follows an Omega protagonist who resents being treated like a delicate flower. With his friend's support, he pretends to be an Alpha and enrolls in an Alpha school to prove he's no worse than they are, kicking off a romance all under the banner of self-reliance.
It's the sort of story where an Omega pretending to be an Alpha attracts the attention of several powerful figures at school. The school bully soon discovers that the protagonist is an Omega, and the two begin a torturous romance in which one runs away, the other chases, and neither can escape.
But in this eight-hundred-chapter love story that still hasn't reached a happy ending, Qi Sheng transmigrates into a book as neither the Alpha school bully, the protagonist and top, nor the protagonist and bottom, who runs away while pregnant for four hundred chapters without giving birth. Instead, he's the protagonist's Beta older brother, a hopeless simp who adores the school bully and willingly becomes his underling.
Because he likes the school bully, the simp Beta shamelessly follows him around as a teenager. Even when Alpha students who look down on Betas bully and mock him, he doesn't give up on his noble dream of serving tea and water.
The adult simp Beta is different from the teenager he once was.
Unsatisfied with being a mere underling, he works hard and finally gets promoted from the school bully's lackey to his assistant. But with the change in his job comes a new responsibility: in addition to serving the school bully, he has to look after the bully's bedmate...
That's kind of suffocating.
Freshly transmigrated into the book, Qi Sheng is dazed by the original story's outrageous plot. He glances at the school bully, who's taking a shower in the bathroom, then at the bottle of pheromone perfume in his hand, now completely empty. He remembers this scene and realizes that the simp Beta is about to spray on Omega pheromone perfume and seduce the school bully while he's in heat. Afterward, in the censored chapter, the Beta gets hurt so badly he ends up in the hospital.
This is also the only time in the entire novel that the simp and the school bully get physically intimate.
At this point, the school bully is still a hopeless romantic, so seducing him should be easy.
But the simp Beta, afraid of pain, wakes up in the hospital and decides to have a pure, spiritual romance with the school bully instead. As soon as he comes to, he pretends the experience traumatized him so badly that he's forgotten all about it.
Qi Sheng: "..."
What kind of dogshit plan is this?
Are you going to be a simp or not?
Qi Sheng: I can't compete with this level of shamelessness. I'm out. JPG
Theme: Courageously pursue a new world of your own.
"The disputes and trivial matters in this world have nothing to do with them, and they will no longer fall into conspiracies that they should not bear."
I really like this section, it feels like it reveals the true meaning of this work.
From Xiao He's perspective, other people or things have less to do with him, so even from God's perspective, as readers, we will have many mysteries. But when it is finally revealed, there will be a feeling of sudden enlightenment. Those who had some slight connection with him cleverly formed an interlocking conspiracy. And there is no feeling of separation at all! Having said this, I want to praise the teacher, he is really amazing! It is such a wonderful idea to connect some seemingly unrelated people and arrange them together on the chess board without any confusion! Every character is so unique and vivid. Zhou Jun, who is trapped in a cocoon, Xu Qing, who is upright and courageous, and even the boy who helps Xiao He find books at the beginning are particularly interesting.
Warm reminder, the following are personal subjective feelings.
The conspirators and the innocent young lovers they persecuted
How to be both lucky and unfortunate.
His life trajectory has been lived under the calculations of too many people. He has been ruthlessly used as a tool and irresistibly involved in other people's plots. Too many people have regarded him as a part of their plans, but all of this should have nothing to do with him.
He has a pair of parents who love him very much. Although He Huan and Qin Hua each have their own shortcomings, they really did their best and gave He Zhizhi enough love. Xiao He has a good nature, but he has enjoyed too much perfect pampering and has not received the correct education and guidance (both his parents are "villains", so it is a miracle that Xiao He has not become a big villain). He has both identity and status. His ideal is to become a chivalrous and righteous hero, but there is no corresponding training plan. He is very eager to be praised and recognized by others, but his parents have a bit of a free-spirited attitude and only told him some wrong ideas. They feel that it will be okay even if he becomes a villain who can only bully others.
And when he became a dream beast and could not gain great strength, those who could not bear to see him and were jealous of him had a reason to laugh at him openly. Even if he would not say anything to his face because of his power, the malicious eyes and rumors spread everywhere could not be stopped. Besides, he was not a child full of confidence ( His talent is low, his parents are very powerful in his heart, but he seems to have disgraced his parents' reputation. He will feel that he is a burden, unable to bring glory to them, and others will laugh at his parents because of him. During the years when he and Zhi Ma were at odds, his behavior was undoubtedly intended to make Zhi Ma feel uncomfortable, but he never thought about the extent of the discomfort. After all, he had never suffered, so how could he know what it felt like to be humiliated?
So he needs to change. But there was no one around him who could properly "accept" those bad emotions. His parents couldn't give him reliable advice, and his only "friend" Zhi Yu also broke up, so he needed external force to push him to think and act. Slowly leaving Tianxuan Mansion, after he realized what it was like to be humiliated and how hard it was to practice hard to gain cultivation, he realized what he had done.
Xu Qing's objective third perspective helps him gradually understand his own heart, pay the price for his actions, and make up for his endangered "friends".
Zhi Yu also longs for recognition. But the object of his desire is only one person. He truly cared about nothing but success. When others framed him, he had no idea. Even if Ma Su did everything to suppress him, he just wanted to take his time and give him the most fatal blow. But once it came to something, he would not care. Against Zhi Su, Huo Falcon, and Su Yueping, he acted decisively and without delay. He took good care of the puppy Xiao He gave him, learned paper-cutting, and built the Thousand Machine Tower. Because Xiao He praised his swordsmanship, he only used the trapped crane sword. He was like a peacock frantically courting a mate, but unfortunately it was on the wrong screen. Xiao He was actually super easy to coax. As long as Zhi Yu expressed his recognition and love for Xiao He, Xiao He didn't need Zhi Yu to be so powerful. But Zhi Yu wanted to be praised by He Zhi, because he didn't seem to have thought that Xiao He would like him and then the two of them would be together. (So it seems that he frowned after his parents proposed marriage because he felt that Xiao He would not agree.) He had a dull personality when he was young, and He Zhi was surrounded by people. No one had ever been as sincere and kind to him as He Zhi. So you should be uneasy, wanting to catch him and even want to be liked by him. But things went against their wishes, and the two of them drifted apart. The two of them also suffered from not knowing how to communicate. They really are an idiot couple. They weren't just friends from the beginning. Zhi Yu not only regarded He Zhi as a friend, but He Zhi didn't understand. The strength is completely different. Completely different prospects, as well as malicious speculations and remarks from outsiders, and misunderstandings caused by lack of communication (Xiao He needs some decisive declarations. The two of them do not have some positive and completely frank communication, so they will always have misunderstandings. Xiao He feels that Zhi Yu looks down on him, always makes fun of himself, and frowns because he is tired of the marriage). Zhi Zhi just followed silently, and Xiao He couldn't stop making random suspicions.
Involving this young couple is just the progress of their relationship, everything else is just conspiracy.
I read some comments before and wondered how Mad Dog Gong could teach a "vicious villain". But after reading it, I found that only Zhi Yu could teach Xiao He. Only he only regards He Zhi as He Zhi, and Xiao He only has an emotional connection with him. (Besides my parents, I am also the person I value most, not only in terms of love)
Qin Huazheng's words could not blend into the feelings of the two people. You can probably understand why Zhi Yu hates Xiao He's contact with him. One is because of exclusivity and jealousy; the other is that it is what he enjoys (Xiao He regards Qin Huazheng as him); the third is that he is somewhat similar to himself when he was young. Xiao He has a dream of being a hero, and he approached Zhi Yun because he couldn't stand it at first. He may be a little afraid that Xiao He will protect the weak and develop into a deeper relationship.
As for Lin Yiyu and Wei Suhua, they were so cruel that their hearts ached.
A life of being fooled, always losing emotions.
Lin Yiyu has become less like Lin Yiyu, but Wei Suhua will still be Wei Suhua, as long as Lin Yiyu is still alive.
He is more like a "relic" of Wei Suhua than the conch. Lin Yiyu is the only proof of Wei Suhua's existence. Only he will remember all Wei Suhua's experiences. Time is ruthless. The traces left by Wei Suhua disappear little by little, but Lin Yiyu's love becomes more and more profound.
Lin Yiyu and Wei Suhua were such good people. They loved each other carefully and wanted each other's happiness more than anyone else. No matter how restricted by their status, they couldn't even express their love easily.
The two of them have no control over their lives. They are completely chess pieces. Only their love is real.
Death is really not a way to diminish love. He even changed his pseudonym to Wei Suhua (Wei Suhua). He knew clearly that his revenge plan would not allow the love between children to grow, but he said that he did not even dare to miss Wei Suhua.
He knows better than anyone why he is not Wei Suhua. Just like a dead tree sprouting a new one in its place. Even though you can prune the new bud into a tree that looks exactly the same as before, you just know it's not the same tree. Because this is not transplanted from the original tree and grown again, but a brand new tree.
But Lin Yiyu wanted to be Wei Suhua too much. He had to let He Zhi hate himself so that he would not lose control and allow himself to have delusional thoughts about illusory impossibilities. He will not think of He Zhi as Wei Suhua, he will just keep thinking of Wei Suhua.
Zhi Ma wanted to kill all the people who forcibly changed the trajectory of his life regardless of their will. After all, it was too insulting. Lin Yiyu also had the same idea, for Wei Suhua and for the clan members of Wangyue and Pang Hai. It's so sad, Lin Yiyu can't even control death, he must take revenge.
Maybe he didn't dare to die at all. If he died, Wei Suhua would cease to exist at all. After he took advantage of He Zhi, he no longer had delusions. The difficulty of being a good person is not only that good people have to do good deeds, but also that they do things that others don't want to do. It also means that they are persecuted in various ways when they do good deeds, but they still have to be firm in their hearts. Although Lin Yiyu became evil-hearted in the later period, his original sense of morality still restrained him, taking advantage of the inner torment of others, and the vague guilt of betrayal tortured him all the time.
The teacher is really good at describing characters. Although there are not many words describing Weisuhua, Weisuhua is so complete. Even though his pride has diminished after suffering hardships and he is cautious when it comes to love, he is still very upright and not humble at all. Integrity in the face of big rights and wrongs, persistence that never yields, and gentleness in the face of loved ones. One has to regret missing him and Lin Yiyu.
Nice! ! ! ! Oh, but in the end, Lin Yiyu was the only one who suffered. It was so miserable. He was so unlucky that he was harmed by Brother Yunhai.
It's very heartbreaking that Lin and Wei, a couple, came to such a regrettable ending because of a strange combination of circumstances. They loved each other and cherished each other, but they ended up with such a regretful ending. A person who was exhausted and lived with a weak heart, and a person who ended the relationship hastily and died without knowing that the person who liked him also liked him.
The life of the protagonist's husband, his parents, and their family of four is so sweet!
Ping Nu is a bad person, but Lin Yiyu is really pitiful. I hope he can be as happy as Xiao He in the next life!
My heart aches for Xiaolin and Xiaowei, it's so miserable. The living ones are the most painful. After death, you can still hope to be together in the next life. But it turns out that there is no hope for the next life. Even if you are reincarnated, you will not be the same person in the beginning. This is what I have always believed. The past and present cannot be considered the same person. The environment and growth experience are the biggest factors that shape a person. This pair is really a complete be.
There seems to be no regrets, but there is always a sense of sadness. How good or bad the author is?
Lin Yiyu is so miserable... And Wei Suhua is really a pity
It's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, only the protagonist and his parents have reached a world where they can cry, cry, cry
Damn it, I thought Lin and Wei could meet in a dream, but it turned out that they met in a drunken dream...
I stayed up all night reading it. Why is every book on my xp?
After I Married a Stupid Beauty
Beauty Alone Won't Do It
Zhawan Extra
What Did I Do Wrong in the Article O and A?
Becoming Cannon Fodder in a Romance Novel About a Love Rival Turning into a Lover
There Are Many Dramas in the Novel About the Heroine
Ever Since I Joined the Harem King Group
The Right Way to Say Goodbye to Your Ex (ABO)
Those Years I Got Face-Slapped [Quick Transmigration]
I Dumped That Heartthrob
Looks Alone Are Bound to Do the Trick
When the Original Story’s Bottom Turns Scummy and the Transmigrated Bottom Takes Their Place
"The disputes and trivial matters in this world have nothing to do with them, and they will no longer fall into conspiracies that they should not bear." I really like this section, it feels like it reveals the true meaning of this work. From Xiao He's perspective, other people or things have less to do with him, so even from God's perspective, as readers, we will have many mysteries. But when it is finally revealed, there will be a feeling of sudden enlightenment. Those who had some slight connection with him cleverly formed an interlocking conspiracy. And there is no feeling of separation at all! Having said this, I want to praise the teacher, he is really amazing! It is such a wonderful idea to connect some seemingly unrelated people and arrange them together on the chess board without any confusion! Every character is so unique and vivid. Zhou Jun, who is trapped in a cocoon, Xu Qing, who is upright and courageous, and even the boy who helps Xiao He find books at the beginning are particularly interesting. Warm reminder, the following are personal subjective feelings. The conspirators and the innocent young lovers they persecuted How to be both lucky and unfortunate. His life trajectory has been lived under the calculations of too many people. He has been ruthlessly used as a tool and irresistibly involved in other people's plots. Too many people have regarded him as a part of their plans, but all of this should have nothing to do with him. He has a pair of parents who love him very much. Although He Huan and Qin Hua each have their own shortcomings, they really did their best and gave He Zhizhi enough love. Xiao He has a good nature, but he has enjoyed too much perfect pampering and has not received the correct education and guidance (both his parents are "villains", so it is a miracle that Xiao He has not become a big villain). He has both identity and status. His ideal is to become a chivalrous and righteous hero, but there is no corresponding training plan. He is very eager to be praised and recognized by others, but his parents have a bit of a free-spirited attitude and only told him some wrong ideas. They feel that it will be okay even if he becomes a villain who can only bully others. And when he became a dream beast and could not gain great strength, those who could not bear to see him and were jealous of him had a reason to laugh at him openly. Even if he would not say anything to his face because of his power, the malicious eyes and rumors spread everywhere could not be stopped. Besides, he was not a child full of confidence ( His talent is low, his parents are very powerful in his heart, but he seems to have disgraced his parents' reputation. He will feel that he is a burden, unable to bring glory to them, and others will laugh at his parents because of him. During the years when he and Zhi Ma were at odds, his behavior was undoubtedly intended to make Zhi Ma feel uncomfortable, but he never thought about the extent of the discomfort. After all, he had never suffered, so how could he know what it felt like to be humiliated? So he needs to change. But there was no one around him who could properly "accept" those bad emotions. His parents couldn't give him reliable advice, and his only "friend" Zhi Yu also broke up, so he needed external force to push him to think and act. Slowly leaving Tianxuan Mansion, after he realized what it was like to be humiliated and how hard it was to practice hard to gain cultivation, he realized what he had done. Xu Qing's objective third perspective helps him gradually understand his own heart, pay the price for his actions, and make up for his endangered "friends". Zhi Yu also longs for recognition. But the object of his desire is only one person. He truly cared about nothing but success. When others framed him, he had no idea. Even if Ma Su did everything to suppress him, he just wanted to take his time and give him the most fatal blow. But once it came to something, he would not care. Against Zhi Su, Huo Falcon, and Su Yueping, he acted decisively and without delay. He took good care of the puppy Xiao He gave him, learned paper-cutting, and built the Thousand Machine Tower. Because Xiao He praised his swordsmanship, he only used the trapped crane sword. He was like a peacock frantically courting a mate, but unfortunately it was on the wrong screen. Xiao He was actually super easy to coax. As long as Zhi Yu expressed his recognition and love for Xiao He, Xiao He didn't need Zhi Yu to be so powerful. But Zhi Yu wanted to be praised by He Zhi, because he didn't seem to have thought that Xiao He would like him and then the two of them would be together. (So it seems that he frowned after his parents proposed marriage because he felt that Xiao He would not agree.) He had a dull personality when he was young, and He Zhi was surrounded by people. No one had ever been as sincere and kind to him as He Zhi. So you should be uneasy, wanting to catch him and even want to be liked by him. But things went against their wishes, and the two of them drifted apart. The two of them also suffered from not knowing how to communicate. They really are an idiot couple. They weren't just friends from the beginning. Zhi Yu not only regarded He Zhi as a friend, but He Zhi didn't understand. The strength is completely different. Completely different prospects, as well as malicious speculations and remarks from outsiders, and misunderstandings caused by lack of communication (Xiao He needs some decisive declarations. The two of them do not have some positive and completely frank communication, so they will always have misunderstandings. Xiao He feels that Zhi Yu looks down on him, always makes fun of himself, and frowns because he is tired of the marriage). Zhi Zhi just followed silently, and Xiao He couldn't stop making random suspicions. Involving this young couple is just the progress of their relationship, everything else is just conspiracy. I read some comments before and wondered how Mad Dog Gong could teach a "vicious villain". But after reading it, I found that only Zhi Yu could teach Xiao He. Only he only regards He Zhi as He Zhi, and Xiao He only has an emotional connection with him. (Besides my parents, I am also the person I value most, not only in terms of love) Qin Huazheng's words could not blend into the feelings of the two people. You can probably understand why Zhi Yu hates Xiao He's contact with him. One is because of exclusivity and jealousy; the other is that it is what he enjoys (Xiao He regards Qin Huazheng as him); the third is that he is somewhat similar to himself when he was young. Xiao He has a dream of being a hero, and he approached Zhi Yun because he couldn't stand it at first. He may be a little afraid that Xiao He will protect the weak and develop into a deeper relationship. As for Lin Yiyu and Wei Suhua, they were so cruel that their hearts ached. A life of being fooled, always losing emotions. Lin Yiyu has become less like Lin Yiyu, but Wei Suhua will still be Wei Suhua, as long as Lin Yiyu is still alive. He is more like a "relic" of Wei Suhua than the conch. Lin Yiyu is the only proof of Wei Suhua's existence. Only he will remember all Wei Suhua's experiences. Time is ruthless. The traces left by Wei Suhua disappear little by little, but Lin Yiyu's love becomes more and more profound. Lin Yiyu and Wei Suhua were such good people. They loved each other carefully and wanted each other's happiness more than anyone else. No matter how restricted by their status, they couldn't even express their love easily. The two of them have no control over their lives. They are completely chess pieces. Only their love is real. Death is really not a way to diminish love. He even changed his pseudonym to Wei Suhua (Wei Suhua). He knew clearly that his revenge plan would not allow the love between children to grow, but he said that he did not even dare to miss Wei Suhua. He knows better than anyone why he is not Wei Suhua. Just like a dead tree sprouting a new one in its place. Even though you can prune the new bud into a tree that looks exactly the same as before, you just know it's not the same tree. Because this is not transplanted from the original tree and grown again, but a brand new tree. But Lin Yiyu wanted to be Wei Suhua too much. He had to let He Zhi hate himself so that he would not lose control and allow himself to have delusional thoughts about illusory impossibilities. He will not think of He Zhi as Wei Suhua, he will just keep thinking of Wei Suhua. Zhi Ma wanted to kill all the people who forcibly changed the trajectory of his life regardless of their will. After all, it was too insulting. Lin Yiyu also had the same idea, for Wei Suhua and for the clan members of Wangyue and Pang Hai. It's so sad, Lin Yiyu can't even control death, he must take revenge. Maybe he didn't dare to die at all. If he died, Wei Suhua would cease to exist at all. After he took advantage of He Zhi, he no longer had delusions. The difficulty of being a good person is not only that good people have to do good deeds, but also that they do things that others don't want to do. It also means that they are persecuted in various ways when they do good deeds, but they still have to be firm in their hearts. Although Lin Yiyu became evil-hearted in the later period, his original sense of morality still restrained him, taking advantage of the inner torment of others, and the vague guilt of betrayal tortured him all the time. The teacher is really good at describing characters. Although there are not many words describing Weisuhua, Weisuhua is so complete. Even though his pride has diminished after suffering hardships and he is cautious when it comes to love, he is still very upright and not humble at all. Integrity in the face of big rights and wrongs, persistence that never yields, and gentleness in the face of loved ones. One has to regret missing him and Lin Yiyu.
Nice! ! ! ! Oh, but in the end, Lin Yiyu was the only one who suffered. It was so miserable. He was so unlucky that he was harmed by Brother Yunhai.
It's very heartbreaking that Lin and Wei, a couple, came to such a regrettable ending because of a strange combination of circumstances. They loved each other and cherished each other, but they ended up with such a regretful ending. A person who was exhausted and lived with a weak heart, and a person who ended the relationship hastily and died without knowing that the person who liked him also liked him.
The life of the protagonist's husband, his parents, and their family of four is so sweet! Ping Nu is a bad person, but Lin Yiyu is really pitiful. I hope he can be as happy as Xiao He in the next life!
My heart aches for Xiaolin and Xiaowei, it's so miserable. The living ones are the most painful. After death, you can still hope to be together in the next life. But it turns out that there is no hope for the next life. Even if you are reincarnated, you will not be the same person in the beginning. This is what I have always believed. The past and present cannot be considered the same person. The environment and growth experience are the biggest factors that shape a person. This pair is really a complete be.
There seems to be no regrets, but there is always a sense of sadness. How good or bad the author is?
Lin Yiyu is so miserable... And Wei Suhua is really a pity
It's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, it's so miserable, only the protagonist and his parents have reached a world where they can cry, cry, cry
Damn it, I thought Lin and Wei could meet in a dream, but it turned out that they met in a drunken dream...
I stayed up all night reading it. Why is every book on my xp?