[Crossover] Lovers Are Everywhere

The most beautiful blade in the world fell in love with a human and became his husband.

After the human died, he spent hundreds of lonely years feeling utterly miserable, then signed a contract with the Time Government.

Then that human was reborn.

Zhuang Xing was that human.

Seeing Saneyuki Munechika all over the place, Zhuang Xing decided to file for divorce on his own. They'd been living apart for centuries anyway.

Saneyuki: Darling, please think it over.

Zhuang Xing: Go away. I don't have a husband like you!

Little skit:

A show called Love Advice Live

Host: Hello, everyone! Today, our program has invited a guest who's in the middle of a divorce dispute.

Anonymous Guest: Hello, host. Hello, everyone.

Host: Hello, guest. Could you tell us why you want to divorce your partner?

Anonymous Guest: Well, I found out my partner has multiple personalities. He told me it's because he loves me, and definitely not because he wants to cheat. Host, do you think I should believe that nonsense?

Host: Absolutely not! Dump that scumbag, right away!

Much later, the program received a thank-you letter from the anonymous guest.

Anonymous Guest: Thank you for your support. I've divorced my ex-husband. But he asked me for the program's address, then went out. He has violent tendencies, so please be careful when you go out!

Program staff: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Reading notes:

1. The pairing is set: Saneyuki.

2. The protagonist is pure Mary Sue.

3. Anyway, everyone is out of character.

4. No comparison posts.

Notice: Due to copyright issues, this story cannot be made available as a paid title, so it is on hiatus. This notice is for the record.

Zhaowen

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