#The Ferocious Dragon Retirement Home#
Residents: A bunch of old (violent) ex-cons with nowhere to go after getting out of prison
Daily tasks: Cleaning up messes + cleaning up messes + ... cleaning up messes
Owner: Shuang Ze
One day, a mess comes looking for him on its own:
Zhang Jiujun: You're the director of the retirement home next door?
Shuang Ze: Don't call me director. I'm just a punching bag. (waves goodbye)
Zhang Jiujun: Do you know a few old men from your retirement home beat me up?
Shuang Ze: ...I don't have any money.
Zhang Jiujun: I don't need money. I want to move into your retirement home.
Shuang Ze: Huh???
The old men: Who beat up whom? Get your story straight!
Shuang Ze is forced to inherit his grandfather's estate: a retirement home.
This is no ordinary retirement home. The residents have all been his grandfather's prison buddies for over a decade.
Prison buddy one: It's been ages since I beat someone up. My hands are getting itchy.
Prison buddy two: Help me up. I can still throw a punch.
Prison buddy three: Go get my switchblade. It's under the adult diapers in my wardrobe.
Shuang Ze: Can you all just behave yourselves?!
Zhang Jiujun (cracking his knuckles): Let's see who dares to cause trouble.
Prison buddy three: Hey, hey, I don't need the knife anymore. Get me the diapers. I think I'm about to wet myself.
All in all, this is a lighthearted, hilarious, and heartwarming tale about a bunch of violent old men and two good young citizens (???).
#I Own a Retirement Home, but I Nearly Ended Up in an Asylum (crying.jpg)#
