818: The School's Most Hated Couple

The search for the greatest university in the world:

"Hey, do the books in your school library scream when you open them?"

"Does that old principal who died decades ago sing The Social Shake in your school history museum?"

"Hmm, does a bunch of zombies perform a breakdance routine at your school's orientation gala?"

"Tsk, none of that? Your school is so lame."

Shen Xiaochun (leaps onto the stage): "That stuff happens all the time at our school. Huh? You want to know which school?"

It's the Paranormal Model Academy, which only admits students who scored under 200 on the college entrance exam and aims to gather all the country's screwups and delinquents in one place.

Hua Yiming: "All right, Shen Xiaochun, quit showing off. Come here, I'll carry you down."

Shen Xiaochun: "Hmph, who said I wanted you to carry me?" (holds out her hand)

The new students of Paranormal Model Academy: "Our school has ghosts, and it also has two walking disasters."

Shen Xiaochun: "Who? Who?"

Hua Yiming: "Heh, whoever they are, it's not me."

The new students: "You two seriously don't know who we're talking about?!"

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