I Won't Be a Rebel! [Book Transmigration]

The main story is complete. I'm preparing a backlog for The Two School Boogeymen. I need to stockpile chapters while I study for exams, so please be patient, my sweet readers (8.23).

An arrogant, all-powerful, fake-gentle-but-actually-scheming, doting top X a frivolous, fake-flirt-but-actually-pure-hearted, sharp-tongued genius rebel bottom

A story about a bottom who thinks he's going to seduce someone, only to be swept off his feet by the top instead.

Question: What's it like to transmigrate into a book and become a rebel?

Wu Tian: I'll dedicate "So Cold" to myself :)

Question: What about being assigned by the System to seduce the enemy's great general?

Wu Tian: I'll dedicate "Chrysanthemum's Last Stand" to myself :)

Question: And how does it feel to find out the great general had already set his sights on you before you transmigrated into the book?

Wu Tian: I'll dedicate "Fuck You" to General Yuan :)

Yuan Ri: Darling, I'll be waiting for you in bed. (*/ω\*)

System: Mission Strategy Guide, contents preview:

Chapter One: Winter Winds Blow, Spring Enters My Embrace

Step One: Disguise yourself as the servant boy of Chen Mengxiang (Cannon Fodder Female Character No. N) and sneak into General Yulong's residence.

Step Two: Get down on one knee and declare your love for Yuan Ri in front of everyone.

Step Three: Lean in and give Yuan Ri a passionate kiss.

Step Four: ...

Yuan Ri: Actually, I wrote the first three steps of the Strategy Guide :)

Wu Tian, after learning the truth: You two, come here. I promise I won't beat you to death.

System: QAQ I'm innocent! The one called Yuan Ri, my rich sugar daddy, put me up to it!

A Note from the Author:

Updates every night at 11:30. If something comes up, I'll let you know in the author's notes. I've got a huge backlog ready, so feel free to jump in~ And now, this newbie is rolling around begging someone to take me home \(^o^)/

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Blurb:

At the Most Awesome University Contest:

- Hey, do the books in your school library scream when you open them?

- Does the old principal who died decades ago sing "The Social Shuffle" in your school history museum?

- Uh, does the dorm supervisor come out at midnight with glowing green eyes, freestyle rapping, "I want to eat human flesh"?

- Tsk, none of that? Your school is so lame.

Shen Xiaochun (leaping onto the stage): That's all perfectly normal at my school. Huh? You want to know which school?

The Paranormal Model College, which only admits students who scored under 200 on the college entrance exam and aims to gather up all the nation's confused, wayward teenagers in one place.

Hua Yiming: All right, Shen Xiaochun, quit showing off. Come on, I'll carry you down.

Shen Xiaochun: Hmph, who wants you to carry me? (holds out his hand)

The new students of Paranormal Model College: Our school has ghosts, and two people everyone fears.

Shen Xiaochun: Who? Who?

Hua Yiming: Heh, whoever they are, it's not me.

The new students: You two really have no idea who we're talking about?!

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