The Attack Tool Wants to Strike Today Too [Quick Transmigration]

As a downtrodden wage slave in the quick transmigration bureau, Lu Zhiyi's previous missions had all involved playing the scum gong, the lovesick puppy, the backup option, or the sacrificial cannon fodder. But this time! He finally drew a husband-chasing crematorium plot!

It was finally his turn to enjoy himself! But as he went through the mission, Lu Zhiyi gradually began to sense that something was off...

He looked up and down, left and right, and all around. Watching the scum shou's methods of chasing his husband in the story, he couldn't help exclaiming:

Pathetic! I'm fucking pathetic!

So is this really chasing a husband? Am I actually just some kind of gong-tool person???

The scum shou used you as a stand-in, but he's already wept beautifully in front of you. What more do you want?

The scum shou used you as a stepping stone, but he's already come back to find you. What more do you want?

The scum shou is...

Lu Zhiyi slowly raised a hand to stop them. “That's enough.”

Anyone who wouldn't run from this fake husband-chasing crematorium would have to be an idiot.

But the System slowly pulled out his indenture contract...

Lu Zhiyi: “...”

“Fine. Stand aside. The gong-tool person is about to lose it.”

*

[World One: The “Sucker” in an ABO World] Complete

In an ABO world, Lu Zhiyi is a stand-in for the beautiful omega scum shou's beloved white moonlight. When the scum shou, who loves collecting lovers, finally loses his rose-colored glasses about his white moonlight, he turns away with tears in his eyes, ready to start chasing his husband

Lu Zhiyi: “...I'll have to decline.”

“But your brother is pretty hot.”

[World Two: The “Fall Guy” in a Period-Era Educated Youth Novel] Complete

In a period-era novel, Lu Zhiyi is the honest, simple “fall guy” the scum shou, an educated youth, has found for himself. But after the scum shou gets away from his honest gong and returns to the city, he starts longing for the gong's warm, broad embrace.

So the scum shou grabs his luggage and rushes back to the countryside in the middle of the night, only to find the honest, strapping young man raising a wedding cup amid everyone's cheers.

Lu Zhiyi: “...Here for the wedding feast?”

“Then please leave a gift over there.”

[World Three: The “Walking Blood Bank” in a Cultivation Novel] Complete

In a cultivation novel, Lu Zhiyi is a walking blood bank prepared by the scum shou for his “moon hanging high in the sky.” The scum shou tricks Lu Zhiyi into nourishing his “moon” with the blood from his heart day after day.

But when the “blood bank” suddenly vanishes, the scum shou finally realizes who he truly loves.

After going through untold hardships, he finally finds the lover he wronged, only to discover that someone has already lured him into a fox's den

Lu Zhiyi: “...What is it? My wife will get upset if she sees you.”

Wife?

But all the scum shou could see was a beautiful fox spirit striding toward him in a huff.

[World Four: The Feudal Patriarch Who Insists on Cleaning Up His Pampered Husband's Messes] Complete

[World Five: The Aloof Young Master at an Elite Academy Who Is “Throwing Himself” at a Poor Student Scum Shou] Complete

Next serial begins here ------------

"If You've Got the Guts, Don't Run!"

Blurb

A gentle, miserable little gong vs. a tough-on-the-outside, rich-and-beautiful shou who only wants to marry her husband

Xu Zhishu had to start supporting his family at a young age.

He and his younger brother, Xu Zhiqi, depended on each other, and he worked at a cafe to put his brother through school. Then one day, he met Su Zhi, a young master who had stormed out after an argument with his family.

After paying for his coffee, Su Zhi decisively snapped his black card in half and tossed it away like trash. By evening, Xu Zhishu saw the homeless boy crouching on a street corner and took pity on him, bringing him home.

But he hadn't expected the young master to refuse to leave. Seeing that Su Zhi was determined to stay, Xu Zhishu agreed. Later, the two of them started dating in secret behind his younger brother's back.

And so Xu Zhishu began his daily life of supporting two people.

For some reason, his younger brother and Su Zhi were always at odds.

Every time Xu Zhishu came home, only bringing back two identical portions of fried noodles could keep things fair, at least for a while.

Life really isn't easy.

Xu Zhishu sighed.

Whenever his shy, reserved younger brother got into an argument, his face would turn bright red.

The young master, who was rich and beautiful but willing to live in a tiny rental, would usually throw himself into Xu Zhishu's arms and say

“Hubby, he's picking on me.”

Xu Zhishu said helplessly, “...Come on, both of you. Eat your noodles.”

Watching the two of them crouched beside the coffee table, heads down as they wolfed down their food, Xu Zhishu silently sighed.

At last, some peace and quiet.

But peaceful lives are always bound to hit a few bumps

The rich beauty's father came knocking.

When the young master's father learned that Su Zhi would rather live in a rental than come home, he slammed the table in anger and mocked Xu Zhishu for trying to marry into a wealthy family.

Sitting across the table, Xu Zhishu thought for a moment, then nodded slightly.

“Uncle, I'll break up with him.”

But the young master wasn't having it.

Su Zhi's eyes filled with tears. “Xu Zhishu, you heartless bastard. You're actually going to break up with me?”

“Take that back right now, and I'll pretend you never said it.”

Xu Zhishu replied quietly, “I'm sorry.”

*

When they meet again seven years later, his younger boyfriend has taken over the family business and become a CEO, while he delivers takeout.

The moment Su Zhi sees him, he snatches the food from his hands and says mockingly, “How did you end up like this, Xu. Zhi. Shu...”

Xu Zhishu looks uncertain, as if he wants to say something but can't.

The younger boyfriend quietly perks up his ears...

At last, Xu Zhishu speaks. “Um... could you leave me a good review?”

“Or at least not give me a bad one?”

-

The second time they meet, Xu Zhishu has learned his lesson from last time and wants to get away from Su Zhi as quickly as possible. But the proud young master grabs him and stares straight at him.

“Xu Zhishu, if you've got the guts, don't run!”

Looking at the young master's reddened eyes, Xu Zhishu lets out a soft sigh and reaches out to wipe away the tear at the corner of Su Zhi's eye.

“I won't run. So don't cry, okay, A-Zhi?”

Su Zhi answers with a fierce, tear-wet kiss, clinging to him as he cries and refusing to let go no matter what.

#Hey, do you still want the wife you raised?#

#It's okay if you don't, he'll come looking for you#

#Of course you can't get rid of him, he's already attached himself to you#

Reading guide:

1. Gong's perspective

2. The shou changes / the scum shou chases his husband to the crematorium (the official shou's soul is the same person, split into several fragments, mainly to see which type her husband likes best)

3. Characterization will be adjusted for each small world. Xiao Lu feels very much like a real person

Theme: Loving yourself is the most important thing