My True Love Is a Mad Scientist

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The heart demon that stood in the way of Xiao Zhaozhao's ascension was, unbelievably, his tender romance with a man. He was so furious he nearly spat blood. Then his ascension failed, and he returned to his childhood.

Huh? What?

He really does have a true love?

Why doesn't he remember?

When did someone tamper with the memories of a venerable tribulation-transcending ancestor?

[Short scene]

Xiao Zhaozhao: This little squirt who spouts nothing but nonsense is my true love?

Lu Wu: Science is the primary productive force! Thank you!

Xiao Zhaozhao: Can you condense water droplets out of thin air?

Lu Wu: That's just a combination of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Easy.

Lu Wu takes out a glass test tube.

Xiao Zhaozhao: ●▽●

The overactive-imagination, cocky bottom (Xiao Zhaozhao) VS the invincible, unflappable top (Lu Wu)

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A Phoenix Waits for Me to Die Every Day, But I Just Won't

Lan Zhu was so lazy he almost died, but not quite. He transmigrated to a new world.

The problem was that the moment he opened his eyes, he saw a phoenix drooling hungrily at him.

Lan Zhu: ...

Go ahead and eat me. I'm too lazy to run.

The phoenix had principles: it didn't eat demons that had gained sentience.

So it decided to provide for this bamboo plant in his old age and inherit his estate: bamboo rice.

But as Feng Rong cared for him, he realized something was off. Why was this bamboo plant getting younger and younger, and even starting a business?

Lan Zhu discovered that science in this world was amazing. With a few taps on that strange-looking handheld device, food and clothes would be delivered right to his door. All he had to do was get his descendants to collect some spring water, and he could make a fortune. It was a paradise for lazy people. He loved this world.

At first, this was the public's reaction to water sold in bamboo tubes:

[What kind of no-name product is this? Has it been filtered? Disinfected? Tested? It's got none of those, yet they dare charge a hundred yuan a cup. Are they crazy for money? Aren't they afraid people will get an upset stomach or some parasite from drinking it?]

Later, this was the public's reaction:

[Boss, boss, please take the company public, open a nationwide chain, and let us buy as much bamboo-tube water online as we want.]

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