[Writing isn't easy. Please support the official release QAQ. On Jinjiang, a thousand characters cost just three cents.] [My next works will be "This Strange Tale Is True" and "I Clear Infinite Games with Gacha Cards." Please also add the author's profile to your favorites =3=]
As a haunted-house property manager, Sheng Junjun often takes over houses occupied by hanging ghosts, house spirits, flying jiangshi...
These ghosts are cruel by nature and extremely violent. They squat in the properties and throw their weight around every day, refusing to move out!
Sheng Junjun's response: "Oh, then I guess I'll just have to beat them to death."
The ghosts: ...???
A high-combat-power property manager x a ridiculously handsome young man
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This Strange Tale Is True [BL]: Find it by tapping the author's profile on the app or WAP site.
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Blurb: Lin Yanzhu was wiping down a porcelain heirloom passed down by his elders when he received a fan challenge.
The comments went wild, demanding a livestream of the family heirloom. He smiled and turned the camera around. "This is a blue-and-white vase decorated with the Eight Treasures. There's a crack on the base..."
The vase suddenly tilted three inches toward the camera. The comments abruptly flooded with "Look at the mouth of the vase!" In the close-up, five gray-blue fingers slowly emerged from inside.
The livestream was quickly taken down, but the search traffic still exploded.
While Lin Yanzhu was utterly baffled, he received a private message from Xie Qingluan: "Mr. Lin, what you were wiping wasn't an antique."
Before a young man in a Taoist robe knocked on his door, Lin Yanzhu swore he was still a well-adjusted successor to socialism.
That was until he watched the security footage and saw the Eight Treasures vase wandering down the hallway at midnight, its mouth stained with blood.
And that was only the beginning. One bizarre event followed another.
In the promotional vlog he filmed at a museum, the figures in a painting of court ladies moved an inch closer to the edge every night.
At a sculpture village he visited, an unfinished clay sculpture suddenly grew a beauty mark identical to Lin Yanzhu's.
Even his family seemed a little strange...
Standing before a roaring statue of the Thousand-Armed Guanyin, Lin Yanzhu looked like a living man who had died inside. "Master Xie, you always say you believe in science, so can you explain why all thirty-seven of these Buddha statues are staring at me??"
Xie Qingluan replied with serene confidence, "Science means... AI face-swapping technology keeps improving. Look how realistic the effects are."
Lin Yanzhu touched a fragment of the Guanyin statue that had flown toward him and thought in despair: Was I really supposed to wipe down not the antique vase that day, but my shattered worldview and dusty soul?!
Playing the Villain in a Horror Game [Romance]: Find it by tapping the author's profile on the app or WAP site.
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Blurb: Sheng Xieyang accidentally found a phone. Ever since, any place she entered might turn into a horror game.
Charcoal-Burning-Level Raver: "This person has a weak horoscope. They'd be perfect to possess."
The Prettiest Woman in Ten Miles: "Heh heh, tonight I get to eat living people again."
I Have No Head but I Know I'm a Good Girl: "Finally, I can find a head to put on! I'm so happy!"
The metaphysics expert Sheng Xieyang looked around and smiled. "It's fine. One comes, I tear one apart. Two come, I tear both apart. This is a great chance to improve the underworld's reincarnation rate."
The ghosts and monsters: "???" Did you get cast as the villain? Don't come any closer!!
I Clear Infinite Games with Gacha Cards [BL]: Find it by tapping the author's profile on the WAP or app.
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In 8026, a supernatural game ran rampant across Blue Star.
At the start of each game, players randomly draw a card to receive a buff. But the game is full of traps, and the draw is highly likely to determine whether they live or die.
Other players draw cards: "Congratulations, you've received immunity to corpse poison, concealed presence, and five minutes of stealth."
Wen Ting draws cards: "Congratulations, you've received a fierce ghost's affection, a love letter from the dead, and an invitation from the underworld..."
Just as everyone was congratulating themselves on avoiding the death-flag cards, they saw Wen Ting play a winning hand with a terrible set of cards.
Everyone: "???" S-sorry, we're just too bad at this QAQ
Completed works on the author's profile:
A fluffy modern feng shui romance, "Modern Feng Shui Master":
A completed fluffy fantasy romance, "In His Palm":
A completed danmei novel, "The Three Realms Curio Supply Company":
An early horror danmei novel, "I Have a Special Talent for Seeing Ghosts":
Theme: Love
My cousin is married and has a baby, but when she sees me, she always says, "Sister, I envy you so much! Have fun while you're single, don't be in a hurry to get married, but if you meet a pretty girl, I'll introduce you to you, and if it doesn't work, just change."...
It's really sweet but too little.
Haven't seen enough yet QAQ
Hahahahaha, the vase is so pitiful
"Who" gave the author a big worm~
Is it casual?
The flower scattering at the end is really beautiful, but it's not long enough. I still want to make a deal with my wife for 50 Jinjiang coins (?°з°)-?
My cousin is married and has a baby, but when she sees me, she always says, "Sister, I envy you so much! Have fun while you're single, don't be in a hurry to get married, but if you meet a pretty girl, I'll introduce you to you, and if it doesn't work, just change."...
It's really sweet but too little.
Haven't seen enough yet QAQ
Hahahahaha, the vase is so pitiful
"Who" gave the author a big worm~ Is it casual?
The flower scattering at the end is really beautiful, but it's not long enough. I still want to make a deal with my wife for 50 Jinjiang coins (?°з°)-?
What|????)っ?
It's really a dog-eat-dog thing.
It ended so suddenly TAT
The little red skin is a bit cute