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For sale: shadowwood ginseng, red plates, life-extending emperor coins, longevity seeds. First come, first served.
Also buying all kinds of rare goods long-term. Fair prices, no cheating, whether young or old. - From the Three Realms Classifieds
Lin Yan read the ad: "When you say rare goods, does that include a boyfriend?"
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This Ghost Story Is Real:
Blurb: Lin Yanzhu was wiping down a piece of porcelain passed down by his elders when he received a fan challenge.
The comments flooded with requests to see his family heirloom on camera. He smiled and turned the lens. "This is a blue-and-white Eight Treasures vase. There's a crack on the base..."
The vase suddenly tilted three inches toward the camera. The comments flooded with, "Look at the mouth of the vase!" In the close-up, five blue-gray fingers were slowly reaching out from inside.
The livestream was quickly taken down, but search interest still exploded.
While Lin Yanzhu was baffled, he received a private message from Xie Qingluan: "Mr. Lin, what you were wiping wasn't an antique."
Before the young man in a Taoist robe knocked on his door, Lin Yanzhu swore he was still a perfectly well-adjusted socialist successor.
That was until he watched the security footage and saw the Eight Treasures vase wandering down the hallway at midnight, its mouth stained with blood.
And that was only the beginning. One bizarre event followed another.
In the promotional vlog he filmed at a museum, the figures in a painting of court ladies moved an inch closer to the edge every night.
At the sculpture village he visited, an unfinished clay sculpture suddenly grew a beauty mark identical to Lin Yanzhu's.
Even his family seemed a little strange...
Standing before a roaring Thousand-Armed Guanyin statue, Lin Yanzhu was barely keeping it together. "Taoist Xie, you always say we should trust science. Can you explain why all thirty-seven of these Buddha statues are staring at me??"
Xie Qingluan replied with a knowing air, "Science is... AI face-swapping technology getting better and better. Look how realistic the effects are."
Lin Yanzhu touched a fragment of the Guanyin statue that had flown at him and thought in despair: Maybe what I should have been wiping that day wasn't an antique vase, but my shattered worldview and dusty soul?!
I Sweep Through Paranormal Games with Gacha:
Blurb: In the year 8026, a paranormal game ran rampant across Blue Star.
At the start of the game, players randomly draw a card to get a buff. But the game is full of traps, and the draw is highly likely to decide whether you live or die.
Other people draw cards: "Congratulations! You've received immunity to corpse poison, concealed presence, and five minutes of stealth..."
Wen Ting draws cards: "Congratulations! You've received the favor of a vengeful ghost, a love letter from the dead, and an invitation from the underworld..."
Just as everyone congratulated themselves for avoiding cards with death flags, they saw Wen Ting turn a terrible hand into a winning one.
Everyone: ??? S-sorry, we're just too weak QAQ!
Theme: Folk customs and hard work lead to prosperity.
The author is playing a big game of chess
Wouldn't it be like that hook snake that ate other people's souls?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
! ! ! ! ! Really! Sure enough, it's right cp! (These eyes see through everything)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.! ! ! ! ! I can! ! ! ! ! ! ! Oh my god ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My thoughts are unpredictable
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Zhu Yan is so miserable hahahahahahahaha
It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's beautiful
! ! ! ! It feels so sweet ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.