Taking the Wrong Script When I Transmigrated

The End!

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Gu Tang was such a homebody that he'd been single for over twenty years. Every day, all he wanted was to fall in love.

One day, the Transmigration God suddenly appeared before him. "What kind of transmigration scenario do you like?"

Gu Tang: "I want power and money, with a harem. Everyone should be in love with me. Make it so ridiculously self-indulgent, but there should be at least two or three love interests. A love rivalry would be great, too. If the conquest difficulty is too low, I won't even bother. And romance alone is boring, so throw in some schemes and intrigues."

The Transmigration God took out a little notebook and carefully wrote it all down. And so...

Gu Tang transmigrated into the crown prince of Great Liang. He did have power and money, but the very next day, his own father was forced to abdicate by a great general.

Gu Tang survived, but the general married him as if he were a princess, making Gu Tang part of the harem.

Once in the harem, he had the commander of the Imperial Guard, who vowed to save him from the palace so they could roam the world together, in front of him; behind him was the khan of a neighboring kingdom, holding a marriage contract and insisting on fighting the new emperor for his wife...

Gu Tang raised his face to the heavens and howled: God, did you send me to the wrong set and give me the wrong script?

In his previous life, the great general Xie Mingzheng guarded the borders for his country, risking his life time and again and earning countless military honors. To repay Prince Ning for recognizing his talent, he went to the capital to overturn the case accusing the prince of treason, only to give the emperor an excuse to kill him.

After dying a brutal death, Xie Mingzheng was consumed by resentment. He was reborn at a time when everything could still be set right. Having seen through the emperor's true nature, the great general decisively chose another way to get justice for himself and Prince Ning.

He went straight for the emperor, cut him down, and seized the throne.

Xie Mingzheng had planned for every eventuality, but never expected his heart to be stolen by a silly fool who was always grinning.

"Gu Tang, please wait for me for ten years. Once my responsibilities are behind me, I'll go anywhere you want and do anything you want with you."

Gu Tang: "Don't make it so tragic. Are you coming to my place tonight, or am I going to yours?"

Reading Guide:

1. Couple: A reborn, embittered man, consumed by repaying kindness and seeking revenge, cold and merciless (crossed out) gong x a cowardly, useless, shameless, sunny and mischievous shou.

2. The dynasty is fictional and won't stand up to scrutiny. If you ask, the useless author made it up this way.

3. At heart, it's a sweet little romance, with a bit of angst and a happy ending.

4. I'll add more if anything else comes to mind.

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"What Should I Do About Falling for My Nemesis in Disguise?"

The Xuantian Sect is the foremost sect in the cultivation world, holding all the power in its hands.

As its leader, Shen Meibai naturally became the head of the righteous cultivators' alliance.

Everyone knows the Immortal Venerable is a once-in-a-thousand-years genius, unrivaled in the cultivation world. He is also incomparably handsome, with the otherworldly beauty of a heavenly being, and as aloof and noble as a lotus on a snowy mountain.

He inspires longing, yet no one dares presume upon him.

"Lift your chin a little. Half-close your eyes."

"You know, look down your nose at people?"

"Straighten your back. You have to be like a sword. That's it, Junior Brother, you're doing great."

"From now on, keep this pose in public. If someone does something you don't like, don't bother reasoning with them. Just beat them until they give in. Understand?"

The cool and distant Shen Immortal Venerable nodded. An innocent, bewildered expression appeared on his face, and in an instant he was back to being a cute, blank-faced junior brother. "Senior Brother, what's for lunch today?"

Lu Yanye covered his face and crouched down. Cold and clueless can sometimes be separated by just the blink of an eye.

The Tower Beyond Heaven is the foremost demonic sect, and all demonic sects follow its lead.

As its leader, Xiao Mingxuan naturally became the supreme demon of the unorthodox path.

Everyone knows the Demon Venerable is not only incredibly powerful, with no one among the demonic cultivators able to match him, but also impossible to read, like a wild, unrestrained fire in the abyss, doing whatever he pleases.

He strikes terror into people's hearts, yet they can't look away.

"Lift your chin. Half-close your eyes."

"You know, look at people through your nostrils?"

"Whenever you sit down, cross one leg over the other. Nice, now you're getting it."

"From now on, keep this pose in public. If someone does something you don't like, don't bother reasoning with them. Just beat them until they give in. Understand?"

The bewitchingly wicked and arrogant Demon Venerable Xiao nodded, bared his teeth in a grin, and instantly reverted to his husky nature. "Left Guardian, do you think I should make my eyes red? Wouldn't that look even more badass and devilishly cool?"

Gu Jing tore out a handful of hair, on the verge of tears. Wild and dumb can sometimes be separated by nothing more than a dog leash.

Then one day, the two big shots got tired of putting on an act and used secluded cultivation as an excuse to sneak away.

So when they came to town again, an unleashed husky met a bottomless little bunny.

#Two max-level big shots pretending to be newbies and trying to bring each other home#

#They say they're weak, but never hold back when beating people up#

#For the dignity of the righteous path# #For the face of the demonic sect#

#After their secret identities are exposed, both of them are stubborn as ducks#

Let me recommend a friend's novel. They're all super cute, funny, and delightfully silly.

"Practicing Swordsmanship Is No Match for Falling in Love" by A Goose

Zhao Jingxian transmigrated into a wuxia world and became the greatest swordsman in the martial world, collecting many treasured swords he couldn't bear to part with.

He lived in seclusion in a bamboo cottage with his swords for company, until one day a livestream System suddenly upended his life, and a strange set of rules appeared before him

He had become the star of a romance livestream in another world. If he didn't fall in love with the other lead and win the audience's affection, the System would punish him horribly by taking away one of his beloved swords.

Zhao Jingxian's world came crashing down.

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For the sake of his beloved swords, Zhao Jingxian tracked down his romance partner.

The other lead chosen by the livestream System was Xie Yan, the martial world's most fashionable villain, a beautiful rogue whom righteous cultivators only dared discuss in private.

The villain had just turned against the demonic sect and was being hunted by both the righteous and the demonic factions. When he was gravely wounded, Zhao Jingxian rescued him and carried him back to his bamboo cottage.

Zhao Jingxian had no experience with romance. After ten days together, he had made Xie Yan so angry that he vomited blood twice, reopened his wounds three times, and lost four of his beloved swords.

With no other choice, Zhao Jingxian wrote letters late into the night, inviting all his friends in the martial world to stay at his cottage and teach him how to date. Every night, he stayed up late writing little romance scenarios, doing his best to warm the demon's cold heart.

As time went by, Xie Yan's wounds gradually healed, and Zhao Jingxian finally seemed to be getting the hang of romance. At last, one day, the livestream System congratulated him for reaching the top of the livestream rankings. He no longer had to worry about being punished and could even collect the audience's affection to win back the swords he'd lost.

Zhao Jingxian happily opened the System's livestream page.

Wait, why had he reached the top of the comedy rankings?!

Wasn't he in the romance category?!

He didn't want to become a comedian!

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When Xie Yan turned against the demonic sect, he thought he wouldn't survive three days. He never expected someone to save him and insist on starting a passionate, earth-shattering romance with him.

Xie Yan thought this guy had something wrong with his head.

The man brought him to the bamboo cottage. Every day, he would coldly recite strange love lines to Xie Yan and force him to eat terrible meals he'd cooked himself. He tried every way he could to restore the martial arts skills Xie Yan had almost entirely lost, all because lovers in stories were supposed to do these things, and an earth-shattering romance needed scenes like that.

Xie Yan thought the man not only had something wrong with his head, but was completely out of his mind and utterly annoying.

But as time passed, the man's features grew more familiar. Sometimes Xie Yan even saw him in his dreams. The man didn't care about the divide between righteous and demonic, or the scorn of the entire world. He only wanted to hold Xie Yan's hand and stand by his side.

Xie Yan... Xie Yan gradually found it harder to understand his own heart.

He wasn't good at talking. No one had ever taught him how to express himself. If he wasn't silent, his words always came out sharp.

Xie Yan gritted his teeth. "If you want to kill me, just draw your sword."

Zhao Jingxian: "I don't want to kill you."

Xie Yan: "If you want to humiliate me, "

Zhao Jingxian sat bolt upright. "Oh, have we reached that point already?"

Xie Yan: "?"

Zhao Jingxian: "I haven't studied this part yet. Give me fifteen minutes. You get ready, and I'll be right back."

Xie Yan: "?"

This guy, his brain really is broken, isn't it!

Theme: Face difficulties with optimism.