The Salty Teenager [Campus]

[Icy, aloof young man x energetic, sweet little cutie]

Lu Shi is the top salt-type heartthrob at the affiliated middle school, universally known as an untouchable flower on a high peak.

The words he says most often are:

Lu Shi: Who? Didn't see them. Don't know them.

But the energetic little jujube, Jian Yao, refuses to give up. She corners Lu Shi outside his classroom and spends a whole year chasing after him with her math textbook, asking him about one thing every day:

"Trigonometric identities."

Later, Lu's deskmate often notices that the school heartthrob looks toward the classroom door as many as 120 times a day.

The scratch paper he leaves on his desk is covered in words:

Lu Shi: Jian Yao, why aren't you here yet?

I still like you so much,

like sine squared plus cosine squared, constant as ever.

I still like you so much,

like a hydroxyl group and a carboxyl group: once they hold hands, a drop of water forms at their fingertips.

I still like you so much,

like making things up despite knowing nothing, shamelessly.

I still like you so much.

Never mind.

Sorry, Chinese teacher.

The Little Jujube's Love Letter

*Sweet campus romance, cute and sugary, pampered to the heart, sweeter than first love

*Weibo: @MengDongDongA

My new story, The Handsome Neighbor Is a Brocade Guard, is now online! A new genre, but just as sweet, just as cute, still a sweet little romance.

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Blurb:

As a broke drifter in the capital with no car or house, a Bilibili beauty channel with fewer followers than she has fingers, and a boyfriend who cheated on her with a middle-aged baozi seller, Song Nanyin can only say: Life is not fun.

But ever since Shen Xi, a Ming Dynasty Embroidered Uniform Guard, fell from the sky into the apartment next door,

the style of her Bilibili videos changed completely:

Meiyin: Today's recommendation is osmanthus oil used by Ming princesses...

Meiyin: Today's product is the eyebrow tint reserved for imperial concubines...

Meiyin: Today's swatches are rouge made especially for the empress of the Ming palace...

Her followers go wild.

To keep her career going, Nanyin knocks on Officer Shen's door for the twenty-third time: My lord, how about a dozen secret beauty recipes from the inner palace?

Shen Xi: What will you give me in return?

Nanyin grits her teeth, stamps her foot, and gives him a koala hug!

Lord Shen calmly pries her fingers away, one by one. "I want you to hug His Imperial Majesty, not me."

Huh? So in his heart, she's not even as important as his fat orange cat!

[Pure and alluring North Command Office Embroidered Uniform Guard captain Shen x innocent, adorable, softhearted, money-loving beauty blogger Song, a drifter in Beijing]

*An ancient man travels to the present, a sweet and heartwarming love across four hundred years

*Flying fish robes and embroidered spring sabers versus horsehair makeup brushes and Kai eyebrow razors???

*Sweet to the core, hilarious, and swoon-worthy

(Inspired by Brotherhood of Blades)

#Song Nanyin: This road was built by me, this house planted by me. If you want to live here, handsome, put that... knife... knife, put that knife away...#

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