The Whole World Thinks I’m All Looks [Quick Transmigration]

[Abandoned, do not read. Please spread the word.] Before he transmigrated, Long Xibai was a ruthless, vicious demonic-cult overlord whom everyone in the martial world avoided. After transmigrating, he became a pretty boy with a face that could ruin kingdoms, and a pure and innocent, or sultry and shameless, or unattainable white moonlight, or delicate flower, or universally adored, or Tom Sue... He was nothing but good looks. Everyone thought he was weak and helpless, or harmless, or vain, or uneducated, or stupid and easy to fool... But he was super fierce!!! Some villain: “You pathetic loser! Hahaha! If you’ve got the guts, cry! Go ahead and hit me!” Long Xibai rolled up his sleeves and gave him a thorough beating. “You have a death wish?” The villain, covered in bruises: “Bro, I was wrong, bro!” Some big shot: “Pretty boy, here I come, heh heh heh...” Long Xibai took off his size 42 shoe and flung it in the man's face. “You still coming?” The big shot, covered in bruises: “No, no, I’m sorry...” Some young seme: “Call me Daddy!” Long Xibai grabbed him by the hair and snarled, “You call me Daddy!” The young seme smiled and pecked him on the lips, then said cheerfully, “Sure thing, Daddy.” Long Xibai: “...” Your bro Long proves with his fists that he’s the coolest and toughest guy on the block :) [Read This Before You Start: A Guide to Avoiding Landmines!!!! Save Yourself the Trouble] Landmines: 1. Slow transmigration, lots of wish fulfillment, lots of dramatic twists, lots of face-slapping. Bugs are unavoidable, so nitpickers, stay away. 2. A strong, arrogant seme who’s an expert at spotting fake sweetness X a beautiful, calculating uke who’s not what he seems. 3. One-on-one romance, happy ending, and the seme is always the same person. 4. No reposting, no ranking comparisons, no nitpicking, no trolling or personal attacks. Any malice will be returned tenfold. The author is fierce and will curse you out. No advice is needed. Theme: