Still Just Living Off Others and Waiting to Die Today

Ding Yi was a lazy spirit who had attained human form. Her favorite thing to do was sprawl on the sofa while the machine spoon she loved fed her. But ever since Nie Lei showed up, her good days were over.

"Hurry! There's another big case. Get up and come with me!"

Ding Yi couldn't even be bothered to refuse. But every time, Nie Lei mercilessly took away her little spoon and snacks, then forcibly dug her out of the sofa, hoisted her over his shoulder, and carried her to the crime scene.

With his shoulder digging painfully into her stomach, Ding Yi murmured in his ear, "Do you know about a two-legged beast called a lazy spirit? It looks like a human, walks upright, and never lifts a finger. It tends to live in places where it can lie down, like beds and sofas, and hates moving around or doing anything. If you're lucky enough to encounter one..."

"Please let her quietly freeload until she dies."

Nie Lei: "..."

Would moving a little really kill you?!