Your Master Is a Fool with Money to Spare

One day, Ji Xiaoli took his new apprentice into a dungeon, where they freely used all sorts of premium-currency health and mana potions. Teammate: Holy crap, you’re loaded! Is there a mine in your backyard? Ji Xiaoli: How did you know there’s a mine in my backyard? [Teacher Standing at Attention and Saluting: Apprentice, join my school and follow my teachings. Tell me, what is our school’s first ancestral rule?] [Milky Tea Souffle: Master, aren’t you and I the only ones in this school? Where’s the founder?] [Teacher Standing at Attention and Saluting: You insolent, insolent disciple! Just say it when I tell you to!] [Milky Tea Souffle: ...] [Milky Tea Souffle: Beat Yue Jian Chunhe and that bastard to death!!!] Yue Jian Chunhe = Milky Tea Souffle = Ruan Fenghe Teacher Standing at Attention and Saluting = Ji Xiaoli Reading guide: The bottom thinks the top has toyed with his feelings, so he makes an alt account and decides to beat that bastard to death. Who knew that the new apprentice he takes on would also be the top’s alt account... A scheming, reserved, secretly flirtatious top who plays the fool to catch his prey, thinks his silly master is kind of cute × A rich, handsome bottom who thinks he’s an idiot with more money than sense, and can’t understand why nobody sells gold gear. His family really does own a mine. Ruan Fenghe × Ji Xiaoli Note: The games referenced in this story include A Chinese Odyssey, My Own Swordsman, Dragon Oath 2, and Justice. The author hasn’t played or learned about any of the other games. Since the author hasn’t played the games listed above for six months, details may differ. Any similarities to anything else are purely coincidental. If you’re here to pick a fight, please leave by the top right. Theme: