[Western Crossover] A Hymn from Winter

"Why did two ninety-year-old men team up to beat up a billionaire? Why did an undercover rich heartthrob viciously attack an innocent heroine? Why have Gotham's warm and welcoming residents grown cold? Why does a pretentious chuunibyou regret everything? Why is Hydra's number one male model hurling insults at his lover? Why did New York's biggest superhero organization collapse overnight? Is it all because of a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? Tune in at eight tonight for The Hydra Doesn't Believe in Tears." The superheroes: You Hydra folks brainwash people so hard you turn them stupid? The Hydra folks: We don't! We didn't! Eleanor: Long live Hydra! A few things to know before reading: 1. Read the title, identify the male lead, and get it right for ten points. 2. The timeline does whatever it wants, and there are tons of author-made details, so don't get hung up on them. 3. The heroine isn't a good person in the traditional sense. Don't read if that's not your thing. My dear readers, take a look at my new story, Western Crossover: The Anti-Rich League. Synopsis: Nina: "I'm broke!" Spider-Man: "I'm broke!" Ant-Man: "I'm broke!" Batman: "I have money." (smiles) Iron Man: "I have money." (smiles) Professor X: "I have money." (smiles) Nina, Spider-Man, and Ant-Man: "Please accept this iced cola, great benefactors!" Theme: