[This novel will be locked on Wednesday the 10th, starting from Chapter 16. Thank you to everyone who supports the official version~]
[My next novel, "Surprise! The Dog at Home Suddenly Turned into a Human," is coming soon. Add it to your reading list if you're interested~]
Novel Blurb:
Jiang Chixia was the heroine of an old-school tragic romance. In the first half of the story, all sorts of people abused her physically and emotionally. In the second half, the male lead did the same, and in the end she died donating a kidney to his cousin.
After being reborn, she unexpectedly became bound to a System.
System: "Host, my database has eighty-eight tags. I recommend choosing the 'female protagonist' and 'strong woman' tags. That way, you can escape the fate of being abused..."
Jiang Chixia interrupted the System: "No. I want all eighty-eight tags."
System: "???"
On the first day, Jiang Chixia put on the "sharp-tongued" tag and verbally chased her awful relatives away.
On the fifth day, she put on tags like "strong woman," "athlete," and "sharp-eyed" to take part in a variety show. She let loose, and to her surprise, public opinion turned around and she became an instant sensation.
On the seventh day, Jiang Chixia put on the "strength" tag and punched the vicious supporting female character who wanted to abuse her into the air.
On the thirtieth day, Jiang Chixia put on the "domineering CEO" tag, turned the tables on the male lead with psychological manipulation, and eventually got him to donate his own kidney to his cousin.
In short, Jiang Chixia was here to be completely unhinged and send everyone flying.
System: "You really did change your fate, but this method is a little..."
Jiang Chixia: "What's wrong with it? Ever since I got a mental illness, I've felt much more spirited."
As she spoke, Jiang Chixia smiled with satisfaction and carefully wiped down her psychiatric disability certificate again and again.
Whenever Ji Chenxing saw Jiang Chixia, she had a different slip of paper stuck to her back. At first, he thought someone was playing a prank on her. But after observing her for a while, he realized that he was the only one who could see the slips, and that Jiang Chixia could change her personality and abilities based on the words written on them. That was pretty interesting.
One time, Ji Chenxing couldn't hold back and reached out to remove the slip of paper from Jiang Chixia's back. Then he watched with his own eyes as she turned into a monkey that had just been released from the Five-Finger Mountain, leaping and chattering wildly by the sea.
Ji Chenxing: I don't think my last name is Tang...
Reading Guide:
1. The male and female leads are the two people in the blurb.
2. Let loose and enjoy life.
3. Come or go as you please, and enjoy the story.
Dear readers, here's a preview of my upcoming novel, "Surprise! The Dog at Home Suddenly Turned into a Human." Here's the synopsis:
An ordinary sunshower brought unknown radiation, and the dogs at home suddenly turned into humans! This is truly terrifying (and delightful)!
[Antisocial, Homebody Artist and Her Frequently Eccentric, Beauty-Loving Samoyed]
Tao Xuan never understood some of her Samoyed's habits, such as sitting in front of the mirror, insisting on being brushed before going out, and rummaging around in her closet... But one day, after her Samoyed suddenly turned into a human, she heard the answers straight from his mouth.
"I like sitting in front of the mirror because I like looking at myself, of course."
"Getting brushed? Obviously I have to tidy up before going out. How could I leave the house with my fur all messy?"
"As for rummaging in your closet... Oh! I thought the clothes in there were mine. What's wrong with checking on my own clothes every now and then?"
Tao Xuan: "..."
Well, she only just learned that her Samoyed was so vain.
[Blind Girl and Her Imposing Black German Shepherd Guide Dog]
After unexpectedly losing her sight, Liang Ran was glad she had brought home that puppy a few years ago. When everyone else thought she had become a burden and refused to care for her, the dog overcame his instincts and worked hard at a guide dog training center, becoming someone she could rely on.
Thinking of this, Liang Ran gently stroked his head. "Thank you. You saved me."
The tall man sat at Liang Ran's feet, as he always did, and rested his head against her knee. He silently thought that he was the one who should say those words.
Ever since that rainy night when she held him in her arms, she had been his salvation forever.
[Full-Time Housewife and Her Contrastingly Adorable Schnauzer]
Even after turning into a human, Xu Nianjia's Schnauzer, Mengmeng, kept the same habits as before: he would run off to play and never come home. With no other choice, Xu Nianjia had to go out looking for him.
She found her dog in the residential complex's exercise area, playing with his stray dog friends, who had also turned into humans.
Seeing Xu Nianjia approach, someone called out a warning: "Sangbiao, your owner's here for you."
Xu Nianjia: "...Sang what?"
Seeing her dog's pleading look, Xu Nianjia fought back a laugh and said, "Yes, Meng... Sangbiao, time to come home for dinner."
[Woman with a Failed Marriage and Her Hot-Tempered, Justice-Loving Pomeranian]
Lin Jiao had always known her marriage was a failure, but for various reasons, she could never bring herself to divorce. Until a figure shorter than her stepped in front of her, shielding her from all of her husband's abuse.
The dog told her, "You have a stable job, a gentle personality, and you're beautiful. You deserve a better life. Why stay tied to a piece of trash like him?"
"You should divorce him, escape your toxic family, meet someone better, and become happier and more fulfilled!"
After hearing those words, Lin Jiao was silent for a long time. Then she hugged her dog and cried with abandon.
With her dog by her side, Lin Jiao went on to build a new life.
[Flower-Loving Princess CEO and Her Fussy Bichon Frise]
After a busy day at work, Jiang Shi liked to unwind at a bar, have a few drinks with friends, and find herself a new boyfriend.
Today was one such happy, relaxing day. She had just clinked glasses with her friends when a phone call came in.
"The bathroom light is too bright. It bothers me when I shower. Change it!"
"I want to go a whole month without repeating an outfit. Buy me more clothes."
"The dried fish at dinner wasn't good. Don't let that kind of fish anywhere near my table again."
"I'm so bored here by myself. Come home right now."
Her friend, who had overheard everything, raised an eyebrow. "A new boyfriend? Trying something different?"
"It's my little ancestor."
Jiang Shi sighed, waved goodbye to her friend, and willingly left the bar.
[Nationally Certified Senior Researcher and Her Absolutely Loyal, Cool Doberman]
An ordinary sunshower brought unknown radiation, and some dogs on Earth suddenly turned into humans without warning, causing a huge stir in the scientific community.
Hua Zhi was a nationally certified senior researcher, and she happened to have a Doberman who had turned into a human. So the country authorized her to investigate the reason behind the dogs' mutation.
At the research institute, Hua Zhi drew blood from her dog. He asked why she was conducting this research.
Hua Zhi replied, "I'm interested in it myself, and the country needs me to investigate. I am loyal to my country."
The tall, broad-shouldered man with a resolute face and bronze skin gazed intently at Hua Zhi. "You are loyal to your country, and I am loyal to you, so I'm willing to cooperate with your research."
Hua Zhi looked up. Their eyes met. After gazing at one another for a while, she suddenly smiled.
[To be continued.]
Reader's Note:
1. A collection of stories, some romantic, some familial, all set in the same world.
2. The dogs' personalities as humans may differ from their personalities as dogs. They are not all the same.
3. Enjoy the story, and feel free to come or go as you please.
Theme: You must take your fate into your own hands.
Um, so what is the heroine's intention to be in the drama, and how does she solve the problems of the company and her agent? She has no strength or capital at all, and she is so whimsical.
Is it true that if an idol joins a love show, he won't be scolded by fans...
Updates stopped as soon as I entered v and it was put on the shelf. The author is also pretty awesome.
Knocking on the bowl and waiting for food, when will it be updated?
"Shock! The dog at home suddenly turned into a human"! ! Want to know the reason! ? Click on my column to see it!
Um, so what is the heroine's intention to be in the drama, and how does she solve the problems of the company and her agent? She has no strength or capital at all, and she is so whimsical.
Is it true that if an idol joins a love show, he won't be scolded by fans...
Updates stopped as soon as I entered v and it was put on the shelf. The author is also pretty awesome.
Knocking on the bowl and waiting for food, when will it be updated?
"Shock! The dog at home suddenly turned into a human"! ! Want to know the reason! ? Click on my column to see it!
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