In the year 9825 of the Star Era, humanity, having relocated to a new habitable planet after Earth's sixth mass extinction, has lost its once-glorious civilization. Intelligent alien species mock them as "savages without civilization," "inferior intelligences," and "orphans of the universe"...
Humanity is mocked into silence. They don't even have the confidence to argue back online, left with nothing but humiliation.
Shuli, a high school history teacher who has transmigrated here: ...You expect me to put up with this? No, I won't.
The "Historical Truth" Livestream begins. A few days later, the Livestream room is empty. With the rise of the history craze, too many people are making up historical accounts with a straight face, so:
"A shocking conspiracy! Shang general Ji Fa raises an army against King Zhou, revealing alien technology. Why has an advanced civilization interfered in human affairs?"
"A human tragedy! At the end of the Han Dynasty, transmigrator Wang Mang and the Son of the Era, Liu Xiu, fight to the death, all because their parents played favorites."
"Shocking inside story! Ming Emperor Zhu Di's rebellion. His bodyguard captain reveals: It was because his nephew stole three mu of land by his gate."
Shuli makes a name for himself overnight. Rumors even spread that "He who wins Shuli wins the people's hearts, and he who wins the people's hearts wins the world." The various warlords all extend invitations, while secretly tracing his IP address to find his hiding place, hoping to persuade him, or, if that fails, abduct him:
Holy crap, the IP address points to Changli Palace.
The residence of the only marshal of all three armed forces in Star Era history, the great devil Zong Zheng Yu.
Oh shit, call him sister-in-law.
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For his own safety, Shuli carefully routed his Livestream room's IP address through another location. It wasn't until a group of furious soldiers knocked on his door one day that he realized he'd routed it to the wrong place.
Shuli is brought in to teach the man history. He opens a beautifully bound book, revealing its title on the yellowed pages: Ancient History of the Warring States: The Seven Emperors' Beloved in the Palm of Their Hand, Shuli.
Shuli: ...Just because a book is called ancient history doesn't mean it's real history. It might just be a student's fanfic. o(╥﹏╥)o
Both are romantically inexperienced.
A sharp-tongued bottom x a powerful top determined to uncover his wife's secret identity
Up next: I Save Humanity in the Interstellar Era Through Traditional Chinese Medicine [Livestream]
The emperor died of an untreated illness and was forced to be buried alive with him. But just as the execution began, a bolt of lightning struck, sending him to the interstellar era ten thousand years in the future.
Here, humanity is plagued by mania and the threat of death. Human medicine and technology are useless. Riots, protests, and secession follow one after another, and humanity enters its final revelry.
In this chaotic Federation, Bai Shaoxing quietly opens a small traditional Chinese medicine clinic in the poor district. For safety, he also picks up a bodyguard who refuses to take off his mask, making him the clinic's guardian deity.
New to this era, he can pick up a bodyguard and a dilapidated house, but food isn't free. Imperial physician Bai Shaoxing has no choice but to start the trendy business of Livestreaming:
He broadcasts medical consultations, checks pulses from a distance, uses miraculous acupuncture, and demonstrates all kinds of lost traditional Chinese medical techniques. At first:
[This is hilarious. They were discarded by humanity, and now he's using them to con people. Does he think we're stupid?]
[Look, that's so fake. He just touches someone's wrist and calls it pulse diagnosis. Anyone can do that.]
[Aaah! You throw some earthworms in among a bunch of weeds and call it Chinese medicine? Are you that desperate to get famous?]
[Holy crap, that needle is so long. Are you trying to kill someone?]
The medical school issues a joint statement: We urge the public not to trust unlicensed doctors.
Later:
[Traditional Chinese medicine is humanity's treasure. My fascinating ancestors were incredible. I bow to them.]
[Doctor, my mania is driving me crazy. Please feel my pulse. If you can't, you can open up my head and take a look.]
[Doctor, I found all the herbs in your recipe, well, the weeds, but I can't find any earthworms. Would a loach work?]
[Doctor, I brought my own long needles. Can you tell me how to use them so my head stops hurting?]
The medical school issues a joint statement: The young doctor has saved human medicine.
The public: Does your face hurt? Mine sure does.
Before long, his fame spreads throughout the stars. Then one day, his guardian deity disappears and a group of soldiers arrives. Bai Shaoxing sees the unconscious marshal lying on the bed, whose face is identical to the emperor who once made him accompany him in death, and narrows his eyes warily.
Should I put mercury or arsenic in this medicine? Or maybe stick a needle into his carotid sinus?
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Zong Zhengyao has a dream that lasts thirty years. When he wakes, he sees the young imperial physician from his dream, the one who died before he could marry him. But for some reason, the young physician keeps trying to run away in the middle of the night.
For the Nth time, Bai Shaoxing is dragged back. He glares angrily at the man pinning him down. "What exactly do you want from me?"
Zong Zhengyao gently strokes the corner of the young man's eyes, red from being cornered, his gaze dark. "I want a wife."
An imperial physician bottom who only wants to make a little money x a top who has gone two lifetimes without a wife, and is now an old house on fire
Theme: Promote history.
Saving Humanity Across the Stars with Traditional Chinese Medicine [Livestream]
Global Open Beta [Interstellar Livestream]
The King and the Beast
I Save Humanity in the Stars by Farming [Livestream]
My Empress Keeps Disappearing [Interstellar Livestream]
After the Substitute Robot Awakens
I'll Take Care of You: Apocalypse
I Conquered the Empire With Talisman Drawing [Livestream]
The Card Master at the End of the World
The Empire's National Treasure of a Medicinal Cuisine Chef [Livestream]
Wilderness Survival Livestream [Gourmet]
Back to 1990 [Reborn]
It would be better not to write this emotional drama, and this one is not as good as the farming one. The writing simply ruined the character, and made the protagonist appear to be mentally retarded. People who can explain history clearly have not learned any lessons from history. The problem with this book is exactly the same as that of the Brewing Book, that is, the characters of the two protagonists were completely destroyed for the sake of so-called drama. While scolding a retarded tyrant, I ended up writing Gong as a retarded tyrant and Shou as a demon concubine. This kind of military supplies were given to a marshal as soon as he was told to give them, and the protagonist, a history teacher, also gave them to him as he was told. Oh my god [crying with laughter]
Oh, this plot is not true. A bit broken. . The protagonist's operation is really confusing. I think to put it bluntly, the protagonist's situation is that of a kid living in a busy city, his own strength does not match his wealth, and he relies solely on having the best person in the universe who is crazy about him to cover for him and fight all enemies for him. Yes, it was bound from the beginning. The protagonist climbed up the biggest tree without giving the protagonist time and space to develop alone. Let's not mention whether he can grow up to face it alone without relying on attack. The focus of this article is not here. There is a difference between the copy and the main text. I suddenly found the copy more interesting. So the two of them had always been in a sweet 1+1>2 relationship with the outside world, but suddenly they wanted to separate and become independent. Let's talk about offense first. The situation of the number one man in the universe is not stable. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is surrounded by a pack of wolves. His big moves in a short period of time are too radical, and he has the feeling of being a foolish king who has become angry and angry. Even though his operation is beneficial to the people, he offends too many people, and he is not decisive enough to attack directly, such as direct force. To be honest, it's not that satisfying. It feels like there are flaws everywhere, making people fearful of him falling over at any time. The pinching feeling on Gong's body is getting heavier and heavier. He is just a mortal and is being praised too highly. But at this juncture, the protagonist is awkward and has sex. He jumps the obvious trap deliberately, as if out of anger, and is speechless. Weren't you still in an ambiguous relationship just now? Why do you suddenly want to walk independently? While you feel that he doesn't love me, you are enjoying his attention and flirting, right? (The flirting in the live broadcast in the last chapter thought it was getting better. I was speechless when this chapter came out.) At the same time, I was worried. What should I do if he doesn't love me anymore (I have to be reminded by others), while enjoying his secret protection with peace of mind, but even if I don't look at him, I have to show it myself, right? That's why I say that jumping into traps is very similar to gambling. The last step is to wait for Gong to heroically save the beauty again and then reconcile as before. This plot is really designed to ruin the character. No, look at your situation clearly. Zong Zao had his bones and marrow sucked out eight hundred years ago. I think it is reasonable to throw him into a laboratory for hypnosis or to extract his memory. How can Li Zong maintain the status quo? Do you really think you can rely on that hacker kid? If you put aside your feelings and trade your own value for protection, you will definitely not be able to live such a comfortable life. If you are weak, you will not have the opportunity to negotiate on an equal footing. To be honest, we can't put aside the situation between the two of them. We need to recognize the current situation. Even if we really want to be a substitute, we have to try our best to maintain their attachment. Why do you feel like you don't want to give up your feelings and want to separate, so you suddenly feel so arrogant and go to kill him yourself? Do you know that feeling? The protagonist's brain suddenly went crazy.
It's amazing. You went to the black market to exchange military supplies without even thinking about it. You didn't feel guilty at all for funding the enemy. What's the difference between it and smuggling?
It's really not a good decision to take this step. It's nothing to be awkward, but trading important military supplies is very destructive. This is actually no different from smuggling. Although my sister's illness is very important, she can live for a long time if she keeps taking medicine. What's more, her condition is relatively stable. There is no rush to do something like this at this time that will be caught.
Zong Zhengyu: Envy it, this is mine 🐶🌹
After reading it, it's still delicious😋
Although the ending here is a bit unexpected for me. I thought that the protagonist will show off his skills after being appointed. It is still a bit regretful to end like this. But it is a happy ending. I hope the author can have a good rest and take care of himself. The next article will bring us a better article. I have read a lot of your articles before and I like your style. I have to continue writing 🙏
"His figure." This is a big bug for the author~ It must be the body
Speaking of sleep, I really want to say that I really follow my biological clock. No matter what time I go to bed, I wake up at 7 or 8 in the morning. When I wake up, I can't fall asleep. Alas. I go to bed at three o'clock and wake up at seven or eight o'clock. It's almost three o'clock again [covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying]
So, Bishuli is Bishuli. It seems that his previous experience should be his "spiritual body" that has passed through to modern times. Both Shuili are him.