I Save Interstellar Civilization by Telling History [Live Broadcast]

In Star Age 9825, humans moved to a new life star due to the sixth mass extinction of species on Earth. They lost their once brilliant civilization and were collectively ridiculed by alien intelligences, calling humans "uncivilized barbarians", "inferior intelligences", and "cosmic orphans"... Human beings are so mocked that they can't hold their heads up, and they don't even have the confidence to refute online, leaving only embarrassment. Shui Li, a high school history teacher who just came over: ..., Can you bear this? No, I can't bear it. The "Historical Truth" live broadcast room was launched. A few days later, the live broadcast room was empty. Because of the emergence of the historical trend, there were too many people who were serious and compiled history randomly, so: "A shocking conspiracy! The Shang Dynasty military general Ji Fa launched an army to attack King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty, and discovered alien technology. Why did a higher civilization interfere with human beings?" "Tragedy in the world! At the end of the Han Dynasty, Wang Mang, the time traveler, and Liu Xiu, the son of the plane, killed each other because their parents were partial." "Amazing inside story! Zhu Di, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, rebelled. The captain of the personal guard said in his own words: He was robbed of three acres of land at his doorstep by his nephew." Shuli became famous in the first battle, and there was even a rumor that "whoever wins Shu, wins the hearts of the people, wins the world". The major warlords extended their olive branches one after another, and secretly followed the IP to find hiding places, intending to persuade them not to tie them up: Damn it, IP positioning, Changli Palace The residence of the only marshal of the armed forces in the history of the Star Chronicles, the Great Demon King Zong Zhengyu. Fuck, call me sister-in-law. — For the sake of safety, Shuli carefully set the IP address of his live broadcast room elsewhere. It wasn't until one day when a group of aggressive soldiers knocked on the door that he realized that his IP address was in the wrong place. Shui Li was invited to tell the man about history. He opened the beautiful book cover, and the title of the book appeared on the yellowed paper: "Ancient History of the Warring States Period: The Pet of the Seven Emperors - Shui Li" Shu Li: ..., It's not a book called ancient history, it's real history. It may also be fan fiction written by students o(╥╥)o Shuangjie A bit of a venomous mouth VS a boss who wants to steal his wife's waistcoat Continuation text: "I rely on traditional Chinese medicine to save humanity in the interstellar space [live broadcast]" The emperor died and was forced to be buried. Unexpectedly, during the execution, a bolt of lightning struck down and sent him to the interstellar era ten thousand years later. Humans here are severely tortured by mania and threatened by death, and human medicine and technology have become decorations. Riots, demonstrations, and divisions were staged one after another, and mankind entered its final carnival. Faced with this chaotic federation, Bai Shaoxing quietly opened a small Chinese medicine clinic in a slum. For the sake of safety, he picked up a thug who refused to take off his mask after being beaten to death and became the house door god. When he first arrived, he could pick up thugs, pick up broken houses, but had no food to pick up. The imperial doctor Bai Shaoxing could not start a fashionable live broadcast business: On-air consultation, pulse diagnosis with hanging threads, magical needles, and various lost traditional Chinese medicine skills were performed one after another. At the beginning: [It's so funny. The dregs that have been eliminated by human beings are now being used to deceive people and make them fools? [Look at it, it's so fake. Touching your wrist is like feeling your pulse. Who doesn't know that? [Ah ah ah, add some earthworms to various weeds and call it Chinese medicine? Are you crazy about being famous? [Damn it, such a long needle, do you want to stab someone to death? A joint statement from the medical schools: We hope the public will not believe in the "three-no" doctors. Later [Traditional Chinese medicine is a treasure of mankind. My charming ancestor is so amazing. I kneel down and worship you. [Little doctor, I have been tortured by mania recently and am going crazy. Please touch your wrist for me. If it doesn't work, you can open your brain and take a look. [Little doctor, according to the prescription you published, there are all kinds of weeds. Bah, if you find the herbs, you can't find the earthworms. Can I find a loach? [Little doctor, I brought my own long needle. Can you tell me how to inject it so that my brain doesn't hurt? Joint statement from medical schools: Little doctors saved human medicine. People: Does your face hurt? I'm in pain too. Accidentally, it explodes across the galaxy. Until one day, his gatekeeper disappeared and a group of soldiers came. Bai Shaoxing narrowed his eyes dangerously when he saw the marshal lying unconscious on the bed with the face of an emperor who wanted him to die with him. Should I add mercury or arsenic/cream to this decoction? Or, stab his carotid sinus with a needle? * Zong Zhengyao had a dream that lasted for thirty years. When he woke up, he saw the young imperial doctor in the dream who died before he could get married. It's just that the little imperial doctor doesn't know why, but he always runs away in the middle of the night. Bai Shaoxing, who was captured for the Nth time, glared angrily at the man on top of him: "What exactly do you want from me?" Zong Zhengyao gently stroked the young man's red eyes, his eyes darkened: "I want a wife." Just want to make a small amount of money to be a medical doctor VS have no wife for two lifetimes, the old house is on fire Purpose: Carry forward history