I Conquered the Empire with Drawing Talismans [Live Broadcast]

Shi Buxi, a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, was kicked by his master to find a job because he ate too much. Unexpectedly, his master kicked him too hard and kicked him to the interstellar era ten thousand years later. Starships are rampant in space, human mental power can be used as nuclear weapons, Shi Buxi, who can only draw talismans and seals, wants to go to the restaurant to fetch a plate in exchange for food, and there are intelligent robots fighting for life. In order not to starve to death, he has to participate in a live reality show "Survival of the Doomsday". A vampire appears, it's okay, there's a thunder net. The mummy has appeared, it's okay, spread the beans and become an army Everyone: At first, I thought this person was making fun of me, but later I realized that I was too ignorant. ——— One night, the man known as the zombie king of the apocalypse climbed up from the water pipe outside the eighty-story building, lifted up the shabby quilt, his pale face was gloomy and dangerous, he caressed the trembling young man's face, and said sinisterly: "Who do you want to form a team to catch? Me?" Shi Buxi bit the quilt and shook his head with red eyes: "If I said that I wanted to organize a group to deliver food to you, would you believe it?" The Zombie King unbuttoned his shirt one by one and said wildly and casually: "No, I'll eat it myself." Shi Buxi cried Jiji: I beg the Patriarch for a waist-strengthening talisman. A little expert in drawing symbols is attacked by VS the zombie king emperor Reading guide: The content of the work is based on literary creation and has nothing to do with reality. It is purely fictional. Do not substitute it for reality, but believe in science. —————————— Pre-collection of "The Cub Take Me to Survive in the Wilderness, which became a hit" Also known as "Mankind's Strongest Cub [Live Broadcast]" When it was heard that Chu Shiqing, a young talent show star in the entertainment industry who is both popular and popular, was going to participate in the global wilderness survival reality show and bring a baby milk baby, everyone in the entertainment industry was excited. "Isn't this the squeamish Bao Chu Shiqing who dances with all his teeth and claws, sings like he's crying at the grave, and is all about his face? Is he planning to take his son to the wild to survive and beg for food?" "This is a survival reality show, not a variety show with children. Did you go to the wrong set?" "The director has been kidnapped. Please blink. Do you want this cub with a pacifier in its mouth to travel across the Amazon and across the Atlantic Ocean?" "It's over, it's over. This year I have to kneel down and call the world daddy at the Asian and International Games." Later Chu Shiqing pressed the tiger's head with one hand and rubbed the ground, then opened the mouth of the most ferocious and aggressive Cuban crocodile to grab food... And the weakest cub fell beyond the eyes of the global audience: "Dad, Brother Shark said it has a lot of small fishes and asked us if we want them." "Dad, Uncle Clouded Leopard said there are fawns there that you can pick up." "Dad, Granny Wolf said she knows where the rabbit's nest is." Audience: I thought I was listening to fairy tales, but later I found out that I was not good at studying and forgot to learn animal languages. International competition: The Chinese players are too strong, but there is a flaw, the cubs. The devil's hand stretched out and flew ten meters away in the blink of an eye. Foreign contestant: ..., There was once a cute milk baby that appeared in front of me, but I didn't cherish it... If I was given another chance, I would kneel down and call, daddy... Domestic contestants: Treat the survival show like a camping trip. Throughout history, babies dare to say they are second, but no one dares to say they are first. ———— Emotional flow version: Shang Xingzhou suffered from an emotional disorder, but the person he finally liked disappeared, literally disappeared, because everyone was saying that this person did not exist and was created by his hysteria. Until he met a young man named Chu Shiqing at a survival variety show in the wild, with a son who looked like him. However, this young man said that he did not know him, but he climbed into his tent every night. At night, the young man spoke softly and coquettishly: Hug my husband, feel uncomfortable, kiss me. During the day, the young man looked at him coldly: I went to find you last night? Hysteria is a disease and must be cured. Movie Emperor Shang secretly grinded his teeth and waited. At the beginning, the audience asked: Chu Shiqing climbed into the movie star's tent every night, what's the lower limit? Later, the audience said: Come on, come on, let's take a guess on whether Chu Shiqing can climb the tent of Shang Best Actor tonight. Beautiful girl is controlled by VS and has a strong love brain attack Reading guide: 1: High-tech gives birth to babies without pregnancy. There will be explanations in the text. 2: Once upon a time, a cute baby cub appeared in front of me, but I didn't cherish it properly. I borrowed the lines from "Westward Journey" and modified it. Intention: Don't be afraid of difficulties and move forward hard to achieve success.