The King of Hell's Darling: The Adorable Rabbit Master [Entertainment Industry]

Also known as I Really Don't Know How to Tell Fortunes [Entertainment Industry] and The Dramatic King of Hell Dotes on His Scheming Little Bunny. Shi Xiao is a little jinx. Ever since he was a child, he's been caught up in all sorts of crises: He was born with the umbilical cord around his neck; cars always hit him when he went out; the gas at home was always leaking... Then he entered the entertainment industry: The stunt wires always snapped; the guns always had real bullets; the explosions always went off right beneath him... The whole world wants him dead, but Shi Xiao just! Doesn't! Want! To! Die! To hell with you, King of Hell! But the person who promised to protect him for life pushed him to the brink of death with his own hands, all for the sake of a mere role. Ding dong! Congratulations, you've been successfully revived! Ding dong! The King of Hell wants to add you on WeChat. Accept? Shi Xiao, completely bewildered, tapped accept. King of Hell: I heard you wanted me to go to hell? Shi Xiao: ...H-help me! Scumbag: Xiao Tu, I was wrong. Please forgive me. The King of Hell flipped through the Book of Life and Death: XX is guilty of betraying his conscience. Deduct twenty years from his lifespan. Scumbag: ...Who the hell is that? Is he crazy? King of Hell: Make it two hundred years. Not long afterward... A: That bastard who ruined my family is really dead. Your prediction was spot on. B: My grandpa really made it past eighty-four, and he's still in great shape. Thank you so much! C: Master Shi, I hear your fortune-telling is incredibly accurate. Could you read mine? Shi Xiao: ...I really don't know how to tell fortunes_(:з"∠)_ Much later... Movie Emperor Shi narrowed his eyes. "Ears." The ferocious-looking King of Hell gently and obediently rubbed the ears of his scheming little bunny. Devoted, protective, dramatic, boastful husband King of Hell gong x seemingly sweet, actually scheming movie star shou who just won't stay dead. One-on-one, happy ending. P.S. 1. An underdog extra's rise in the entertainment industry, fake fortune-telling, face-slapping, wish fulfillment, and a sweet little story. A comedy. 2. The shou is a real fluffy, fur-covered creature who thinks he's human, a saintly little bunny. His personality is genuinely sweet and innocent at first, then turns into a fake sweet bunny who is really scheming. 3. There's a reason for the shou's disaster-prone constitution. He loses his memories every time he dies in an accident, whether for real or not. 4. Daily updates at 11 p.m. I'll post a notice at the top of the blurb if anything comes up. 5. Logic may get devoured by wish fulfillment, so I'm letting myself go wild. Please don't take it too seriously, mwah! Love you all! [The King of Hell's inner monologue version] Shi Xiao lost his memory again? My little bunny is perfect in every way, except that after a while, we have to fall in love all over again. It's such a pain! I never have to worry about that so-called idea that marriage is a grave! And I'll never have to deal with the legendary seven-year itch! What character archetypes have I still not tried? The domineering CEO? The aloof male idol? The haughty campus heartthrob? I'll give them a go next time, haha! I can't wait! My completed older work, The CEO Spoils His Little Beast [Entertainment Industry]: A little dream tapir that feeds on nightmares has its paws full trying to keep its belly full. CEO Ao: I've got a whole house full of nightmares! My completed older work, The Wife-Protecting Mad Dog [Entertainment Industry]: The path of the Howling Celestial Dog's master. (Not Erlang Shen.) Theme: Even the unluckiest person will find their own special good fortune.