I Heard You Want to Eat Me [Quick Transmigration]

This story is also known as The Great Food Mash-Up, Could You Please Not Eat Me, and 108 Ways to Eat Scorpions. The chubby Zhong Xiaoman is a bona fide foodie. He eats anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, or swims in the water. Then one day, as the little chubby boy drooled over the deep-fried giant scorpions on his plate, ready to feast, one of them suddenly leaped out of the dish. "Who is it? Who disturbed My Imperial Majesty's sleep?" Little Chubby: "..." "You want to eat me?" The scorpion jumped onto the tip of Little Chubby's nose and said ominously, "You'll pay for that. It's time to show you just how fearsome our cuisine can be!" Crash! The shou fell into the world of food and turned into a scallion. An unconventional quick transmigration story about a foodie chubby boy and a deep-fried giant scorpion who love and loathe each other... [Ahem] Basically, it's a collection of food-themed short stories about the romantic fairy tales of delicious dishes. It's a world of cotton-candy clouds, gummy-bear trampolines, cookie cottages, and broccoli forests, with a sweet story as sticky as taffy. Domineering, jealous, sweet-and-sour bug gong VS imaginative foodie chubby boy shou P.S. 1. I'm not sure whether this counts as quick transmigration. If it doesn't, I'll change the title. The blurb and character descriptions may also be tweaked before the story starts. 2. The shou's name comes from: "In mid-spring, when the Grain Buds arrive, things have grown just enough to be nearly full." - Explanations of the Seventy-Two Phenological Terms in the Monthly Ordinances 3. Friendly reminder: Bring your own snacks when reading. 4. The gong in the first two stories isn't the main gong. He's there to turn the main gong into a jealous, sweet-and-sour giant scorpion. From the third story to the end, it's the same gong. 5. This is a sweet, doting food story from a fan of strong couples. If you like strong couples, check out my other stories, Crazy Flirting, Mad Dog, and Sissy's Comeback.