[The Lunar New Year bonus chapter has been posted on Weibo. Leave a comment on 19.2.4 to find it.]
In an internet cafe bathroom, Duan Jiaqing had just pulled down his zipper and was about to pee when someone came to the empty spot beside him and stood right next to him.
He shifted awkwardly to the side. Did this guy know nothing about men's bathroom etiquette? There were five empty urinals in a row, but he had to stand right beside him. Was he trying to compare sizes?
He took an “unintentional” glance and nearly lost control of his stream.
Holy crap, so what if you've got a big dick?! QAQ
Duan Jiaqing looked away, trying to focus on the task at hand so he could finish and get out of there. The guy beside him seemed to gather his courage for a long time, then turned to him and said:
“Ahem.” Yu Jingchuan cleared his throat. “Hello, my name is Yu Jingchuan.”
Duan Jiaqing: “???”
If you need to pee, just pee. Don't suddenly introduce yourself!
[Scene Two]
An interview after an MVP match.
Host: “If you could choose one active player to be your teammate, who would you pick?”
Yu Jingchuan: “Joker.”
Host: “Why?”
Yu Jingchuan lowered his head and smiled softly. “Because he's cute, kind, good at the game, handsome, and has a great personality...”
The host and netizens: Dude, get a grip. You're choosing a teammate, not a partner!
Another post-match interview:
Host: “Your teammate Lion says you drove a Maserati to interview for a jungler position with a base salary of just 5,000, and that if you weren't good enough to play professionally, you'd go home and inherit a billion-yuan fortune. Is that true?”
Yu Jingchuan took the microphone. “There's no way I'm going home. If I went home, all that would be waiting for me is endless wealth and luxury. Unlike Lion, who can go home and farm and raise pigs.” He gave a scornful laugh. “Me? All I've got left is money.”
Lion, his teammate, nearly charged onto the interview stage backstage to smash his head in.
Main couple: a misguided genius young mid-laner, bottom × a jungler who will inherit a billion-yuan fortune if he can't make it as a pro, top
Cute and sweet bottom × a top who never runs out of cheeky lines
A deliciously sweet little treat!
1. The top turns into a lovesick fool as soon as he meets the bottom. He sets his heart on becoming his uncle's wife, and nothing can change his mind.
2. The gaming content serves the plot. (Pay attention!)
3. Weibo: @JiHuZheYe. Come say hi!
[The author's completed works]
1. Don't Disturb Me While I'm Knitting: A story about an adorable little skeleton who loves knitting and goes looking for his senior. Cute magical creatures and demons abound.
2. You Earthlings Sure Know How to Have Fun: A shameless, teasing sentinel top × a calm guide prince bottom.
If you haven't read them, feel free to check them out when you're bored!
Core theme:
After finishing the show, I would like to express my personal opinion. I feel that there are some problems with the main CP's attack and the deputy CP's reception. Yu stalks and follows, and lies behind. Teng makes a promise casually. How uncomfortable it is when Huang is separated. Why don't you reciprocate? He still loves you because he is not around all the time. If we are together, who knows whether we will still love each other five years later.
I thought it was Teng who gave birth to him. . .
2025.3.18
Big lie, where is Taro Tachibana's promised sterilization?!!! What about the promised Wolf Double Extra?!!! I don't care, I don't care, why don't you make up for it (???? )
I'm crying at the same time, it makes me so emotional just thinking about it.
I thought it was from Mr. Teng hahahahahaha
I thought it was Teng who gave birth to him
Five years later, Curly Hair discovered that Chongchong had a 3 and a half year old daughter... Little Curly Hair: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I knew it!!!! It must have been the last shot at that time! What a last shot, going to the hospital to steal sperm to give birth to a baby! Some people have good integrity, some people have good character, some people have good IQ... But... I'm in a good mood, I'm going to fuck you up, don't dive in and come out to write
Meow meow meow ~ so sweet ~