[The Spring Festival extra has been updated and posted on Weibo 19.2.4]
In the Internet cafe toilet, Duan Jiaqing pulled down his zipper and was about to pee, when someone came to the empty seat next to him and stood next to him.
He tilted his body uncomfortably. Does this man know the etiquette of the men's room? He stood next to him even though there were five empty seats in the row. Was he trying to compete with each other to see who was bigger?
I glanced at it "accidentally" and almost broke my head.
Damn it, the bird is amazing! QAQ
Duan Jiaqing looked away, looking at his nose, nose, and heart, and just wanted to finish peeing and leave quickly. The person next to him seemed to have been thinking about it for a long time, and turned to him and said:
"Ahem." Yu Jingchuan cleared his throat and said, "Hello, my name is Yu Jingchuan."
Duan Jiaqing: "???"
Just shush, shush, don't introduce yourself suddenly, okay? !
Clip 2
An MVP postgame interview.
Host: "If you were asked to choose one of the current players to be your teammate, who would you choose?"
Yu Jingchuan: "Joker."
Host: "Why?"
Yu Jingchuan lowered his head and smiled: "Because he is very cute and loving, he plays games well, he looks good, and he has a good personality..."
Host & netizens: Brother, please wake up, we are choosing teammates, not letting you choose a partner!
Another post-game interview:
Host: "Your teammate Lion said that you drove a Maserati to interview for a jungle position with a base salary of NT$5,000. Is it true that if you don't succeed in your career, you will go home and inherit a fortune worth hundreds of millions?"
Yu Jingchuan took the microphone: "It's impossible to go home. What awaits me when I get home is endless glory and wealth. Unlike Lion, I can go home to farm and raise pigs." He sneered and said, "As for me, all I have left is money."
Teammate Lion backstage almost rushed to the interview stage and smashed his head.
Main CP: The talented young mid laner who went astray and failed in his career went home to inherit a billionaire fortune.
Cute and cute girl gets attacked with sexy comments
A hugely sweet cookie!
1. When a person is in love, he becomes a love brain. He wants to be an aunt and even ten cows can't get him back.
2. Game content serves the plot (knock on the blackboard)
3. Weibo @hu Welcome to come and play with me
Author's final article
1. "Don't Interrupt My Knitting" tells the story of a cute little skeleton who loves to knit and is looking for his senior. Super cute monsters and monsters appear there.
2. "You Earthlings Are Really Good at Playing" The gangster teases the sentry and attacks the calm guide, the little prince.
Little Angels who haven't seen it but are bored can watch it~
Intention:
