Mythology Crossover: The Immortal Farm

He Qingyang had dreamed of owning a farm since she was a child.

One day, her dream came true.

But...

Something about this scene seems a little off...

Tourist A (drooling): Boss, this rabbit is big and fat. It'd be perfect for spicy diced rabbit.

Jade Rabbit: ...

Tourist B (scornfully): Boss, your dog looks even stupider than a husky.

Howling Celestial Dog: ...

Tourist C (blushing): Boss, the young lady working at your farm is so pretty. Could you introduce me to her?

Weaver Girl: ...

Welcome to the deluxe, fully equipped Immortal Farm,

also known as the Three Realms Trading Post,

a leisure and entertainment center for all the major races,

and the Heavenly Court's local office on Earth.

As the only creature in Heaven or on Earth who can communicate freely with gods, ghosts, and humans, past and present, from every corner of the world,

He Qingyang has this to say: The pressure is immense.

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