I Might Be a God King

Su Yingcheng, a fake beginner but a true powerhouse in the modern cultivation world, transmigrated to a world where Western fantasy and mythology coexist.

At first, danger lurked everywhere.

A white-robed priest of mysterious identity wanted to drain his blood for a sacrifice to the heavens.

A terrifying underworld overlord wanted to hypnotize him deeply.

Ancient and powerful supernatural creatures wanted to leave him covered in wounds.

A ruthless, heartless god wanted to torment him at will.

Su Yingcheng...

No rush, no panic, no anxiety, no hurry.

All a person needs in life is food and drink. Keep a low profile and put happiness first.

In short, life goes on as usual. He’ll just do what he always does.

He plants trees in the impoverished homeland of the elves.

He pets birds and dragons in ancient, sacred temples.

He builds a new mythological countryside in a desolate, remote place of exile.

He even uses astonishingly powerful black magic materials to make Dongpo pork knuckles...

Later...

Deity A accuses him of poking out one of their eyes for no reason and casually chopping off an arm, too.

Deity B claims that under his oppressive aura, they had no choice but to run at his beck and call, bowing their head and lowering their eyes.

Deity C says that when it comes to ruthlessness and inhuman cruelty, even they have to call him big brother.

Su Yingcheng: No way! Did I do that? Don’t make things up! Impossible!

I’m clearly as unassuming as a chrysanthemum, with few worldly desires. I love peace and am happy to be a salted fish.

The gods: “...”

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The Max-Level Expert Holds a Beloved-by-All Script

Qiao Shuang was a cultivation genius rarely seen in ten thousand years, with exceptional bones and extraordinary insight. Unfortunately, he was born on Blue Star, where spiritual qi was thin and resources scarce.

Even so, he established his foundation at five, formed his core at seven, formed his nascent soul at ten, and reached the pinnacle of the mortal world at twelve, becoming Blue Star’s foremost immortal. He was just one step away from ascending in broad daylight.

Sadly, because of Blue Star’s environmental limitations, he spent a whole ten years without managing to take that final step.

Just as Qiao Shuang was wondering whether he should give up, his birth parents found him.

It turned out he was born in an interstellar world and had ended up on Blue Star by accident.

And his family really did have a throne to inherit, more than one, in fact.

Qiao Shuang decisively gave up cultivation and returned home, only to discover that things there were a little complicated.

His father had one household, his mother another, and he was left on his own, like an extra.

Qiao Shuang: Got it. Awful parents, awful stepparents, and awful step-siblings, all coming right up.

Both his parents’ families were royalty. They had siblings by the dozen, but only one heir-apparent position in each family.

Qiao Shuang: Understood. The succession battle is about to begin.

Since both sides were royalty, there were countless relatives outside the immediate family, as well as families bound by marriage. There were also aristocratic clans they dealt with regularly, huge numbers of guards and servants...

Qiao Shuang sucked in a breath: Awful relatives, scheming friends, and vicious underlings are on their way.

On top of that, after Qiao Shuang went missing, each of his parents adopted a boy.

Qiao Shuang’s pupils trembled: What the hell, there are even fake princes, and there are two of them.

Faced with such a complicated situation, Qiao Shuang, who had been poisoned by online novels, originally planned to follow the classic overpowered hero route: crush his enemies, humiliate the villains, show off, make a comeback, and build a harem (not really). But as he went along, he realized something was off.

Qiao Shuang: “I’m going to slap some faces.”

Subordinate: “Left cheek or right?”

Qiao Shuang: “...”

Subordinate: “How about both?”

Qiao Shuang: “...”

Qiao Shuang: “I’m going to torment some scum.”

Older brother: “Food scraps, meat scraps, or cookie crumbs?”

Qiao Shuang: “Human trash.”

His older brother immediately went to the maximum-security prison and dragged out a long line of death-row inmates. “Go ahead and torment them. We’ll execute them afterward.”

Qiao Shuang: “...”

Qiao Shuang sighed. “Life is a little less fun without a few awful people around.”

A friend passing by happened to overhear and gave it some thought.

The next day, he arrived at Qiao Shuang’s place carrying bags and bundles. “Here are some top-grade star crystals, top-grade energy bars, and top-grade photon ships... Take your pick.”

Qiao Shuang: “...”

That day, everyone from the royal family to the common people, all the people of N Star and B Star, was thrilled: the prince who had been lost for so many years had finally been found!

Though he had inherited the royal family’s handsome looks, his black hair was messy, his eyes unfocused, his frame thin, and his aura delicate (from staying cooped up at home).

The people of N Star and B Star were so heartbroken they could feel it in their livers, and they wanted to dote on him. Just look at what that backward, resource-poor place called Blue Star had done to their poor prince!

Everyone agreed they had to make up for all the years of missing out on a father’s love, a mother’s love, sibling love, the love of his people, the devotion of his subordinates, and the people’s admiration...

No need to say anything else. One word: spoil him, spoil him rotten!

Later, creatures from another world invaded.

Advanced technology was helpless, and the interstellar world was on the brink of collapse.

As the two armies faced off, the people of N Star and B Star watched the little prince they had desperately protected step forward and casually wave his hand...

A peerlessly sharp sword aura shot into the sky, stretching across the entire universe.

Space shattered, and stars fell.

With a few words and a laugh, the enemy was wiped out!

Everyone: “...”

Theme: Take pleasure in helping others, uphold justice, and fight evil forces to the very end