[Crossover: Marvel and DC] Miss Magneto

[Main story complete] At a news interview. Interviewee: "Please blur my face. I don't want anyone to know I said these things." Peter silently blurred the young man across from him around the mouth, signaling for him to continue. The interviewee looked heartbroken. "I have a mom who's constantly on TV and in the headlines. After giving birth to me and my sister, she went off to have fun elsewhere. I haven't seen her in over a decade. She's getting on in years but acts like an angsty teenager, making trouble every chance she gets." "Especially when she's worked herself up into a frenzy. She even hits my dad, and she doesn't hold back. She practically beats him to death." "That would be bad enough, but she also seems to love picking fights with the whole world." "Can't she just behave herself for once? I'm begging her." "Still, my dad is a really good person." "I know it's not nice to say, but I hope they get divorced." Erika, watching in front of the TV: "..." Charles held his forehead. "Calm down, Erika. That's your son... So how about you put the helmet down?" Genderbent Magneto, check. Troublemaking old lady, check. Believe in EC and live forever (?). Includes running away while pregnant (?), scenes of domestic violence... [Note: The timeline has been heavily changed to incorporate the Avengers and other stories.] Theme: