The main story is complete!!!
Blurb...
Jing Tianqi, a transmigrated woman terrified of marriage, only wants to work hard at Jishi Pavilion and serve Ye Shiqing, the only heir for three generations. Her sole ambition in life is to be Jishi Pavilion's Employee of the Year!
She made a deal with her immediate superior: as long as she worked hard, she wouldn't have to get married. With a powerful patron to lean on, she'd be fine!
But an imperial edict tied Jing Tianqi and Ye Shiqing together!
Jing Tianqi: "You went back on your word! You promised I wouldn't have to get married!"
Ye Shiqing was entirely self-assured and rather pleased with himself.
"I only said you wouldn't have to marry someone else. So of course you have to marry me!"
So she began trying to find a roundabout way out of it...
Jing Tianqi: "Your humble student is plain-looking."
Ye Shiqing: "That's fine. I'll be the good-looking one!"
Jing Tianqi: "Your humble student has poor character, covets power, and only cares about profit."
Ye Shiqing: "Perfect. I've got power and plenty of money!"
Jing Tianqi: "Your humble student's temperament is nothing like that of a virtuous and gentle woman."
Ye Shiqing: "No matter. I can handle it."
Jing Tianqi was at a loss. "Young Pavilion Master, what exactly do you see in me?!"
Ye Shiqing: "First, call me your husband. Second, I like everything about you. Third, you flirted with me, so you have to take responsibility. Fourth, don't call me shameless. I learned it from you!"
And then!
After the wedding, Jing Tianqi developed a condition: she couldn't get out of bed!
The cause: Ye Shiqing, the so-called upright gentleman, dignified and proper, the abstinent male god!?
The new bride was speechless. She knew the guy was sweet on the outside and dark on the inside, but could he have gone overboard with the sesame filling?!
So much for the cool and taciturn noble young master. He's just a sweet-and-sour little rice cake!
So sour! So clingy!
Coming soon...
The Playboys' Blended Family
After the new year, a momentous piece of good news swept through Bianjing!
Those two troublemaking playboys!
Finally!
Were getting married!
Zhao Ping, the only son of Prince Guangning's family, is rich and a playboy widower whose wife has died. His three greatest pleasures in life are drinking, gambling, and visiting brothels!
An Yao, the eldest granddaughter of the Duke of An's family, has an army at her back and is a playgirl widow whose husband has died. Her three greatest pleasures are watching plays, listening to music, and keeping pretty boys!
The dog emperor, believing that evil people ought to be dealt with by other evil people, had a sudden inspiration and paired them up!
Absolutely perfect!!
Now then...
In the first year of their marriage, they fought a war of attrition at home!
They fought over flower courtesans, jealous of each other!
They brawled and demolished the house!
Everyone: At last, some peace and quiet! Long live the emperor!
In the second year of their marriage, they fought a war of attrition against everyone else!
They beat up every nobleman's son and royal aristocrat in the capital!
Everyone: Please, have mercy! Your Majesty, save us!
In the third year of their marriage, the capital...
Was turned upside down!
And the emperor...
Was replaced!
The dog emperor, now cooling off in the underworld: I've got something to say, but I don't know if I should say it!
Many years later...
One day, after a night of bliss, the empress lazily said to the person beside her:
"You're not bad-looking. I was satisfied with you last night, so I'll be magnanimous and let you play the male lead in one of my stories."
An hour later...
The emperor threw a storybook at the commander of the Imperial Guards, grinding his teeth in fury:
"Investigate! Who are the other protagonists? I want them eliminated!! Wipe out their entire families!!!"
For a time, every man and woman, young and old, in the capital lived in fear.
Coming soon, please add to your to-read list...
The Wooden Beauty Princess
Blurb:
Zhao Suiyou was a real failure as a princess. Aside from her pretty face, she was good for nothing!
A block of wood, a total fool.
And her reputation was terrible...
She supposedly killed her father, her mother, and two fiancees!
At long last, she found a consort: handsome, gentle, devoted, talented, one of Bianjing's Three Greats!
But...
He rebelled and became emperor...
So...
She could say she brought down a whole country, too.
She was truly the most cursed person around.
In her previous life, she was so depressed that at just thirty years old, she really did die of depression!
After being reborn, Zhao Suiyou finally saw the light.
Don't you always praise me for being good, obedient, and a model citizen?
Come on, princes, imperial descendants, and every official at court. Everyone be good and obedient, and let's all set an example! No one gets to run away!
If you don't know how, that's fine. Zhao Suiyou, professional role model, will train you on the spot. Guaranteed satisfaction!
Oh, and the most despicable of all is that sanctimonious consort, Shen Yi. Why pretend to be so deeply in love? What's with the act of being a refined gentleman?
You ambitious wolf, just you wait. This princess will argue with you, flirt with you, and tease you!
Then Zhao Suiyou understood...
It really was unbelievable!
Shen Yi was actually...
Truly in love with her!
Later, Zhao Suiyou sheepishly admitted:
"I misjudged you before, but... it would be nice if my husband weren't so sharp-tongued."
Shen Yi smiled indulgently:
"And when have you ever been polite to me, Princess?"
One-on-one romance. After both are reborn, a sharp-tongued couple reveal their true selves. Their favorite pastime: bickering and flirting!
The princess has a normal IQ. She just couldn't be bothered to speak up in her previous life. The key point is that she's beautiful! Incredibly beautiful! Impossibly beautiful! Even if she's mocked as a block of wood, no one can deny her beauty!
Coming soon, please add to your to-read list:
The Empress: Affection That Comes Too Late Is Worthless
After being reborn, Situ Jun had only one thought when she faced her former lover, Emperor Li Gou.
Li Gou, you bastard!
You killed my whole family. I'll destroy your empire!
Love me?
Pah! Get lost as far as you can!
Back then, Li Gou was the best at sweet-talking.
When her father died in battle, he said, "Jun'er, I'll be the one you can rely on from now on."
When her eldest brother died in battle, he said, "Jun'er, I'll treat you well for the rest of my life..."
When her third brother died in battle, he said, "Jun'er, I swear I'll never let you down!"
With the Wei army at the gates and no commander for their army, he said, "Jun'er, if you can lead the troops to defeat the enemy, you'll be my empress when you return victorious!"
She fought to the bitter end, defending her people and their land, and won a hard-fought victory!
But what awaited her was a massacre ordered by the dog emperor. Not a single person in Ye City was spared. What a vicious way to kill two birds with one stone!
On the day she sent Li Gou on his way, he knelt before her, humble and pleading...
Li Gou: "Jun'er, did you ever..."
Situ Jun smiled and nodded:
"I know!"
"You loved me!"
"Your Majesty, off you go!"
Core theme: Companionship is the longest-lasting confession of love
Happy new year Where is the extra?
Wish you good health in the new year
Come on! Be safe and healthy
I want to see more sweet daily life and hope there will be some extras
I know there is more, but I can't see it. So uncomfortable
Is there anything that my VIP can't see?
Woohoo, go to work at nine o'clock
Want to see (bridal chamber flowers and candles)
Sorry, this princess's name is the same as my classmate, she's frequently in drama orz
Cold and taciturn, clingy and arrogant