[One Piece] Hello, Lieutenant General Onigumo, Fellow Single Dog!

Hello, Vice Admiral Onigumo, you lonely Marine. You might not believe this, but I have to sleep with you before I can go home. [Caring for the Marines' Single Ladies' Group] This is a collaborative writing project about [the ladies who write Marine stories personally transmigrating into OP to 'comfort' the single Marines]. [Setting Disguised as a Blurb] 1. Supposedly a mission-driven adventure, but really a chaotic group of people crying and screaming to go home. The adventure goes roughly like this: [You have one month. Do your best to reach Marineford's central square and ring the Ox Bell, then meet up with the other ladies and open the door back to the real world]. 2. Phones are life. All kinds of real-world apps come to the rescue: Tencent [beep] QQ group messages to distribute missions, Ali[beep]pay to exchange for Beli, Mei[beep]tuan delivery to order food at sea, Dianping [beep] group deals for beer and steak at a bar, Auto[beep]Navi for real-time navigation, We[beep]Chat to send care packages to the hardworking Marines, Ctrip [beep] to buy boat, train, and Sea Train tickets to various destinations, and so on. 3. The adventure lasts one month. Each writer is bound to one designated target and must make her own way from somewhere in the world to Marineford. Whatever happens and whatever they experience over that month will become a precious memory for every lady. 4. All the writers put themselves directly into the story. They must write the entire adventure according to their own personalities. The heroine is the writer herself, and her name is taken from one character or one syllable of the writer's real name. The aim is to let her true nature drive the story. 5. Each lady chooses one Marine as her pairing, whether as friends, family, or anything in between. No changing pairings, no love triangles, and each relationship stays one-on-one. The first group of writers participating in the project: 1. [One Piece] Caged Bird\[One Piece] Red-Haired Circus - Qing Tian Yu Fen Fen (VS Smoker) 2. [One Piece] That Narcissistic Admiral\[One Piece] That Admiral Who Dates Online - Jin Yin (VS Fujitora) 3. [One Piece] Guide to Changing Careers\[One Piece] Squirrel-Shaped Mandarin Fish - Tian Sheng Liang Bao (VS Onigumo) 4. [One Piece] Love Loop\[One Piece] About Not Having a Clue What Your Boss (Subordinate) Is Thinking - Li Ming Ying Huo (VS Aokiji) 5. [One Piece] Magma and Red Roses\[One Piece] On the Aftermath of Calling the Parents - SUI Sui (VS Sengoku) The new ladies joining in the second group: 6. [One Piece] Kizaru and the Cafeteria Lady\[One Piece] The Man Living Upstairs Is Rob Lucci - Xiao Zhu Dudu (VS Corazon) 7. [One Piece] Don't Mess with the Custodian - Jiang Hu Wei You Qi (VS Kizaru) [Reader's Note] ◆ May contain OOC characters! ◆ Since other Marines have already been written about, I chose Onigumo to avoid the weird feeling of cheating on myself. Yes, that Onigumo. (After everyone asked me several times whether I wanted to switch, I almost wavered. TAT) ◆ If you don't like it, click the top-right corner to leave.