[One Piece] Love Options in My Head

Also known as My Brain's Love Options Are Getting in the Way of a Hot-Blooded Shonen Manga and Today, Kamisama Is Giving Me Options to Make That Hunk Fall for Me [Scene One] Licorice Reiko is now a bestselling novelist along the Grand Line, living in the Marine Headquarters town of Marineford. This is thirty-five years before Monkey D. Luffy sets sail. One day, these options suddenly appear in Reiko's mind. [Choose: 1. A hunk falls from the sky. 2. A Martian cockroach falls from the sky.] ...What the heck? Did I suddenly cross over into My Brain's Love Options and Terraformars? Isn't this supposed to be the world of Pirate King? I must be hallucinating because I've been working on a deadline until my head's spinning. Hahahaha... [You ran out of time to choose. Random selection beginning...] [Options 1 and 2] The next second, two tall shadows came crashing down in the peaceful streets of Marineford, right in front of Reiko: A half-naked, muscular hunk with purple hair, Marine Vice Admiral Black Arm Zephyr, and... a Martian cockroach with a cockroach's head, a pitch-black shell, and a humanoid muscular body: an unknown pirate and insect-cockroach-form Devil Fruit User. "Aaaah, a cockroach! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Cockroach, cockroach, cockroach! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Just kill me already!!!!!!!" "..." The hunk feared he was going deaf. [Scene Two] Reiko walks into a restaurant for dinner and sees the purple-haired hunk sitting across from an unfamiliar short-haired woman. Another terrifying choice between two options appears. [Choose: 1. Go over and say hello right now. 2. Immediately laugh like a pig, loud enough for everyone to hear.] I'll bet fifty cents that if she doesn't choose, it'll turn into some perverted option like, "Go over and greet them with a pig laugh loud enough for everyone to hear." (smiling.jpg) And they're on a blind date, right? So she's supposed to ruin their date? Is the author Kamisama who puts these options in her head [beep]ing crazy or what? [Scene Three] Under the absolute control of Author Kamisama's choices, Reiko and the purple-haired hunk grow closer and closer. [Choose: 1. "Hey, can I touch your chest? Just once." 2. "Hey, can you touch my chest? Just once."] Is this trying to turn her into a pervert??? ...Of course I'll pick 1. Better to touch the hunk's pecs than let him touch mine. (Dignity -10) [Choose: 1. "Please hold me." 2. "Please hold me for a moment."] Hey, hey, these two options look similar, but... the results are completely different! That's so devious! So... I'll choose... [Reading Notes] ◆ Main pairing: Original female lead x Black Arm Zephyr ◆ Inspired by the light novel My Brain's Love Options, also known as My Brain's Options Are Doing Everything They Can to Ruin My School Romantic Comedy. ◆ I'm giving comedy and snark a try. Where things go depends entirely on the author's con...trol (please call me Kamisama XD). ◆ If it's not your thing, click the top-right corner.