Everyday Banter with Dani [Western Crossover]

A fluffy Pepperony story full of banter, with a light, everyday feel. When the superheroes finally defeated the last villain, the pregnant Pepper gave birth at last. Iron Man was over the moon! Everything seemed to be heading for a perfect ending. If this were a movie, it could go straight to a happy ending. But when he rushed back, he still didn't get to see his eldest child... The poor boy, who didn't even have a name, had been sent back more than ten years by a time-space accident. Eight-year-old Benedict was adopted by Cap, who had just arrived in the modern world. His guardian couldn't use the microwave, water heater, or oven. A perfect match, because neither could he. His guardian could be a bit naggy, but at least he was easier to look at than that little-mustached man who was always mocking him. Benny swore he'd give that mustached man a piece of his mind every time they met! It wasn't for any other reason. They were both sharp-tongued, proud, and short-legged. What did that mean? They just didn't click! Iron Man: Hahahahaha, you think that kid and I look alike? Me? And that obnoxious little punk? Do we look alike? Several days later. Iron Man (after a long silence): … Coming soon in my author profile: He Always Dies Before the Superheroes [Western Crossover], a fanfic romance between men. [An immortal male lead, a melodramatic, cathartic secret-identity saga] Andy was created to ensure that superheroes could retire safely. He's a high-tech artificial human who can be repaired even if he's lost an arm and a leg, or reduced to just a head. A superhero accidentally gets killed? A superhero fails to save the world? A superhero dies with a smile? Leave it to me! I'll handle it all! But as a defective model who didn't understand emotions, he had to work twice as hard to figure things out. Send secret identity No. 1 to rescue someone, secret identity No. 2 to put out a fire, secret identity No. 3 to take a bullet... Wait, why are secret identities No. 1, 2, and 3 all dead? TAT Andy soon figured it out. The essence of being a superhero was that if you kept doing good deeds, you were likely to get killed! So he could handle everything. After all, even if he died, he could be repaired in no time. The super-soldier couldn't forget one thing. He had saved many people, but he couldn't save the person who had saved him. The young man stopped breathing right there in front of him. The little spider couldn't forget someone either. The young man who protected him had died silently in a corner, probably to spare him the guilt. He had been so kind, it was almost foolish. The mustached man could never have imagined what happened that day. They had won, but that person had given his life. He mechanically lifted the young man's battered, cold body, but the boy would never smile at him again. “...Andy.” The mustached man was too overcome with grief to speak. So many people had sacrificed themselves to protect Earth and win the day. They would be remembered forever... Wait. In the end, everyone suddenly realized something was off. Secret identity No. 1 was him, secret identity No. 2 was him, secret identity No. N... Were all those people Andy??? 1. Pepperony pairing, happy ending. 2. The male lead is a high-tech artificial human, so he can mass-produce secret identities and deaths. It's him, it's him, all of them are him! My other works: Move Aside, Diga's Going All Out [Western Crossover]: The daily life of someone who becomes Diga in a Western Crossover and pretends to be weak. The Villain's Daily Life Raising Kids [Western Crossover]: After transmigrating into the big bad, he raises all the superhero kids! Want a Recommendation, Darling? [Western Crossover]: A story about selling superhero recommendations across other worlds. Wood Release Brings Good Fortune to the Western Crossover: A story about teaming up to resolve tragedies in various worlds. My friends' works: Kill My Beloved by Zhuying Fuxi: The two people desperately plotting to kill each other in a horror world turn out to be a couple. All My Mission Targets Have Been Reborn by Wu Shi: My mission targets have all been reborn. What should I do? Asking for advice online. A Little Cutie's Survival Guide [Western Crossover] by Yizhi Baibai: Open up, your little cutie is home! Theme: