The Whole World Wants Me Dead

As the mighty leader of the Demon Cult, I may be highly skilled in martial arts and completely unhinged, but no one ever likes me.

At first, only my old rival, the Martial Arts Alliance Chief, wanted me dead. Then one day, everyone suddenly changed their tune.

The righteous sects all wanted me dead. Then it spread to everyone in the martial world, until even three-year-old kids munching on snacks wanted me dead.

Martial Arts Alliance Chief Qiu Jihao: Die, you great demon!

Romantic Young Master Fei Xuyu: Die, you little beauty!

Linglan City's Lord Mo Xuyan: Die, you scumbag!

Supreme Emperor Chu Nanmo: Die, you villain!

My once-loyal Left Protector of the Demon Cult, Er Kang: Die, you pervert!

My once-loyal Right Protector of the Demon Cult, Zi Wei: Die, you lecher!

My once-loyal military adviser of the Demon Cult, Hao Jian: Die, my beloved cult leader!

My male favorite, Bai Lianhua, who's still obsessed with sleeping with me: Die, you little brat who won't let me have you!

The Demon Cult kid Pang Zai, who eats the buns I bought him and repays my kindness with treachery: Go to hell, you big meanie who made me fat as a ball!

The number-one beauty in the land, Ruo Yuting, whom I must have offended at some point: Die, you lousy freeloader who won't pay for sex!

The old auntie by the roadside, whom I've always helped across the street: Die, you little rascal who hasn't helped me cross in ages!

Me: ???

Wait, wait, wait. Is something wrong with all of you?

All I did was play at being reborn once!

I wouldn't be this awful in the future!

But this bunch wouldn't listen to a word of explanation. They came at me with swords, intent on killing me, so I had no choice but to begin a difficult journey of escape.

--All while staying on guard in case I woke up one morning with a chain around my neck.

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The CP isn't very clear. Not a clean romance, but you could call it an NP story.