Hey, Handsome, Don't Let Me Get the Better of You

Zhou Xianyu knows he's a heartless jerk. He may not be completely beyond redemption, but he's kind enough not to get a boyfriend or girlfriend and ruin their lives. He spends a lot of time online, flirting with everyone and acting like a total flirt, until he runs into Xie Linyuan, who won't fall for his advances and finds him annoying. Zhou Xianyu: How interesting! I'm definitely going to flirt with this guy! Zhou Xianyu eagerly starts flirting with Xie Linyuan, even though they've never met in person. Then, somewhere along the way, he realizes he's fallen for him. Zhou Xianyu: ...Fuck. Damn it. A shameless, cheeky, always-laughing, cold-hearted bottom x a top who's aloof to everyone else but soft and sweet around him, easy to bully, and secretly evil to the core A story to celebrate my ship finally getting together! I couldn't bear to make my ship the bottom, so I made myself the bottom instead! That's right, that jerk is me! My ship has no idea! 70% of the story is true. The rest is stuff I made up on a whim!