The Martial Uncle Comes Down the Mountain

[Cute · Lighthearted · Plot-Focused · Supernatural Feng Shui, but even the ghosts are adorable] Jiang Xiaoxi always thought her life was tragic. Her father died young, and her mother was not right in the head, telling her things every day that made no scientific sense. Like how her father was the exceptionally gifted personal disciple of the sect leader of a great cultivation sect. Like how the sect leader had listed her as an unofficial disciple for her father's sake, and she could go up the mountain once she learned to draw qi into her body. She never believed a word of what her mother said. Until one day, her mother brought a handsome man in Daoist robes, refined and otherworldly, into the house. "This is your junior grand-uncle. He's going to spend some time in the mortal world to temper his Daoist heart. Take good care of him." Faced with her handsome junior grand-uncle, who had reached the Deification stage at three hundred, become the righteous sects' leading figure in the cultivation world, and wielded his sword against the heavens while treading upon the underworld, Jiang Xiaoxi's entire worldview was shattered. "Uncle, I can let it slide that you ride whales and raise pandas. I just want to know, where did your salary go?" "Someone at the beauty salon held something up to my face and said my skin was aging badly, so I signed up for a membership..." "You've lived for three hundred years! Why do you care about looking old?!" "I didn't care before I met you. After meeting you, I learned to care."