Tang Shishi says that in a past life, he and Loki Odinson, the alien invader who nearly blew up New York, were neighbors or... buddies???
He doesn't believe it!
Tang Shishi says that in another life, he and Everett Ross, the low-IQ bureaucrat who locked the Winter Soldier in a cage, were close partners???
...Nonsense!
Tang Shishi says that his adorable, sweet Christine was his other identity's romantic partner in a parallel universe???
Well... that one might be true.
But...
"Have you never met me in any of those timelines?"
Stephen Strange gazed at the newly appointed guardian of the Hong Kong Sanctum, his eyes shining with earnest hope.
"Stop flirting, Midgardian. If you don't think of something soon, the New York Sanctum is going to become a party venue for your little unofficial organization." The green-eyed Asgardian prince stood in the sky over New York, looking down at NYC with disdain. "It would've been better if I'd just blown it up with my scepter back then!"
"What?" The strange doctor floating beside him looked back at his own home and instantly bristled. "For God's sake! Why couldn't Tony Stark sort out his family issues in his own tower?"
"Parlor tricks, and you call that magic?" The God of Mischief scoffed, turning away with his hands behind his back. "Tang Shishi, come home with me!"
Tang Shishi: Wait! Am I still asleep???
[The neighbor trio + female lead, an extremely loving three-person relationship]
[For the little prince: You will always be the brightest and most beautiful star in the Nine Realms]
