The Mountain God's Mount Is Fierce

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When you open this letter, you will once again have temporarily forgotten everything after drinking too much strong liquor. Don't worry, you'll be fine in a few days. You wrote this important information down yourself, so be sure to remember it. 1. Your name is Wei Shu. Several hundred years ago, you embarrassed yourself at the Heavenly Emperor's banquet after drinking, and were demoted to become the mountain deity of Luoshan. 2. In a moment, a very handsome man will come in. His name is Mu Cang. His true form is a black dragon, and he is also your mount. 3. In private, you call Mu Cang "Snake Lord," but you must never let him find out. 4. Serve him the finest food and tea every day. When it's cold, you must also serve as his bed warmer, since the cold limits his ability to move. 5. Master 360 ways to appease Snake Lord. He's especially prone to jealousy and anger when it comes to you. 6. Every day, tell him he's become even more handsome, or he'll mistakenly think you don't like him anymore. 7. Always make it clear to Snake Lord that he's the only one in your heart, and remember at all times that you belong to him. You must not please anyone else. 8. But when you are in grave danger, Mu Cang is the only one who will risk everything to come save you. 9. The one you love most is Mu Cang.

Theme: Strive to be self-reliant even when facing adversity