Adorable National Treasure [Crossover]

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Story blurb:

As a national treasure, Xiao Wu is under tremendous pressure!

Not only does he have to learn all kinds of adorable tricks, he also has to eat all day to maintain his round figure.

"I'm exhausted!" Xiao Wu complains to the sky as he struggles to chew the bamboo in his mouth. "Being a bear is hard!"

"You don't know how lucky you are!" A thunderclap, accompanied by a voice, strikes down. Xiao Wu transmigrates...

And so begins a tear-stained account of a national treasure's survival in another world!

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[Journey to the West] The Stone logs on: Fatty, move it. You're standing on my head!

[The Hobbit] Smaug logs on: Don't waste your effort. With a body like yours, drinking more milk won't help!

[The Hobbit] The Elvenking logs on: This chubby little guy we picked up is nice. We could make him the mascot of the forest!

[Detective] Sherlock logs on: Get more rest. Your dark circles are terrible!

Reading guide: Light and easygoing, fluffy fun

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Upcoming story blurb:

Timid, adorable mango spirit X unruly, doting Great Sage

[Su Mang] knew she was unlucky, but never thought she'd be unlucky to this extent.

After finally cultivating a human form, she got a job at the Dragon Palace in the Eastern Sea. But before she'd even worked there for two months, someone trashed the palace?

[Su Mang] eventually made her way to the Celestial Realm and became a minor immortal sweeping the floors. But just one month into the job, someone turned the Celestial Realm upside down, too!

Working for others really isn't reliable!

[Su Mang] gritted her teeth, descended to the mortal realm, claimed a mountain, and declared herself its ruler. She led the little monsters in farming and building their wealth. Just as the group grew stronger by the day and prosperity seemed within reach, the monkey who loved to "smash, wreck, and loot" showed up at her door.

[Su Mang] clutched her Qiankun pouch tightly. "I have no money, no magic treasures, and no spirit medicine!"

The monkey chuckled. "I don't want money, magic treasures, or spirit medicine!"

I only want you!

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