[Western Crossover] The Villain's Daily Breakdown

[Written when the author was in eighth grade. Read at your own risk!] [From the protagonist's perspective] My name is Misha Ryan. I swear I'm just an ordinary New York citizen, living in a peaceful place. But... My international pen pal is always waving a wooden stick around (...). P.S. On the first day we met in person, the airport exploded (...) The psychiatrist next door always makes strange noises at night (?) At school, I accidentally find out that my best buddy is a superhero (#?Д?) I go to the UK as an exchange student, only to discover that my childhood friend from next door has become the world's only consulting criminal (WTF?!) I want a pet, so I pick up an iron-armed grumpy cat (?_?) Those things I can deal with, but what the heck is this Mutants school??? →_→ Then... Mm-hmm, Professor, you're handsome, so whatever you say goes (? ???ω??? ?) The many villains: ...Come on, say that second sentence again. [Reading Guide] 1. Pairing: Bucky. 2. The heroine is a mutant who can sense emotions. Once she develops her powers, she's totally overpowered. She gets Mary Sue-ish later on, but at first she's just a little weakling _(:з"∠)_ 3. Ignore the timeline. There are plot holes and out-of-character moments _(:з"∠)_ 4. Serious tone, featuring Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Sherlock, and more. 5. Important: Some details will be changed! _(:з"∠)_ [Everyday recommendations:] [Completed] [School] Why Is It You Again? An original, super-short, pure romance. EC fic: [Western Crossover] I Think I Might Like Him A Little. Told in forum posts, featuring wizards, mutants, detectives, and superheroes. [Coming soon] Pairing: Magneto: [X-Men] Game of Life. The heroine gives it her all, and is still a villain early on. No pairing: [Western Crossover] I Broke the World Again. The heroine is a Saiyan, a sweet girl with exceptionally sound values. Pairing: Damian: [Western Crossover] You're Biased Against Normal People. The heroine is the fourth Holmes sibling, a mischievous kid with maxed-out fighting talent. Theme: None.