[Three Lives, Three Worlds] I Jumped for You, Damn It

This introduction is for people who have nothing better to do than nitpick. First, I haven't read the novel version of Three Lives, Three Worlds, so don't come pestering me about this or that. Second, Three Lives, Three Worlds is a tragedy, and it's not the kind of story I like. I watched a few episodes of the TV drama and stopped, so don't tell me I've ruined the characters or plot. I wrote this specifically to mess them up. It's just something I wrote for my own amusement. If you don't like it, move along, and don't whine in my reviews. Third, I'd rather watch the movie version than the TV version. I'm a beauty buff and want to see Yang Yang and Liu Yifei's stunning looks. I don't care if the costumes are ridiculous. Unfortunately, I'm too busy to go, so I just hope the movie is still showing when I have time. Finally! Every character and every plot point in this story will be completely out of character. If you don't like that, don't read! As for the plagiarism allegations about Three Lives, Three Worlds, I haven't read the novel version, so I won't comment on that.

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