[The Untamed] Hey, Handsome, Want to Fall in Love?

The heroine of this story is an absolute handful. If you can’t stand her, delete this book right away. Please don’t leave any trace of yourself behind, because it’s annoying, so very, very, very annoying. What business is it of yours if my heroine is a handful? Did she eat your rice or dig up your ancestors’ graves? Why do you care so much? If you can’t stand it, don’t read it. You’re the nitpicker and drama queen here, aren’t you? You can’t stand it, yet you still leave a review to prove you were here?! What’s the point?! Wasn’t my blurb clear enough?! Is it written in Ancient Egyptian or Ancient Greek? I’ve said it so many times: if you don’t like it, delete it and get out. Why do you have to leave a pile of nonsense? What a pain!

Out of character, out of character, out of character. The plot... might... go off the rails... but the characters will definitely go out of character! Wangxian, Wangxian, Wangxian!!!

Scene One:

Lan Qiren: The Lanling Jin clan’s crest is a peony. What kind is it?!

Wei Wuxian: Golden Star Snow Waves.

Lan Qiren: What did the Lanling Jin clan’s ancestors do for a living?!

Jiang Ruchu: Sold flowers.

Lan Qiren: Go copy the books!!!

Scene Two:

Jiang Ruchu: Jiang Ruchu likes Wei Wuxian best.

Lan Qiren: No loud talking in Cloud Recesses. Copy the clan rules...

Jiang Ruchu: Jiang Ruchu likes Mr. Lan Qiren best.

Lan Qiren: ...Ahem. Just this once.

One last time: if you don’t like it, don’t come in. So! Don’t fuss and give orders in the review section if you don’t like it. If you’re unhappy, go write your own story. You make the rules for your own novel.

Theme: A simple love story