[Crossover] Double Black's Reputation Takes a Hit

I have a deep love for Boss Dazai (specifically gender-swapped), and on a whim I decided to start writing. There's no outline; I'll write whatever comes to mind. Gender-swapped Boss Dazai, everyone is OOC!

This is not a Soukoku ship story. This is not a Soukoku ship story. This is not a Soukoku ship story!!!!

To certain people who are blind or have something wrong with their brains:

If you don't like it, don't read it. Just ignore this book, skip over it, and click the X. Is that so hard?! Do you have to leave comments just to make yourselves feel important? Are you sick?! Have you got nothing better to do?! Don't you understand what "anything goes" means in the blurb?! Did I ask you to follow me?! If you don't need your eyes and brain, donate them to someone who does. Stop whining. Are you sick, or am I?! Fine, I'm sick. So could all of you living on the other side of the Pacific please stop telling this sick person what to write and what title to use?!

Have I eaten your rice or spent your money?! Did I dig up your family's graves or kill your whole family?! Who do you think you are?! Why are you whining and telling me how to write and what title to use?! The law doesn't say I can't make things up and write whatever I want. Who are you?! Why are you desperately trying to get attention?!

[Reader advisory]

1. This story is mostly angst, with a bit of character torment... Or you could say it's mostly character torment, with some angst. Either way, there will be pain, so please read carefully, dear readers!

2. Boss Dazai is a spoiled brat who does whatever he wants, but is also the adored baby of the whole cast. The author is letting loose in this story. All I want is for Boss Dazai to have fun. I don't care if everyone else gets exploited or tormented. Dazai is the most important character at the story's core!

3. No writing advice, please. This is a let-loose story. If you can't accept that, click the X. Let's all get along.

Theme: No Soukoku without a pitfall!