Too Loved to Be Spoiled

The many tales of the Heavenly Lord Bifeng and his thousand-year-old male favorite, Young Master Shiqi. His ministers: Your Majesty, you mustn't dote on that little demon so much. You've been spoiling him for almost a thousand years. Bifeng: I like it. What's it to you? Keep nagging and I'll send every one of you down to the mortal realm to be reborn. Young Master Shiqi: Your Majesty, that little demon we rescued yesterday was deceived by a man. Let's help her. Heavenly Lord: Fine, but once we're done, you're coming to bed with me. Young Master Shiqi: Your Majesty, a little fairy who just gained human form has fallen in love with Immortal Biyuan. Heavenly Lord: Biyuan, get out here and sort it out. Don't delay my night with Shiqi. Young Master Shiqi: Can we skip the bedroom tonight? Heavenly Lord: Then let's go get married. The Heavenly Lord has only two jobs every day: First, dote on his Young Master Shiqi. Second, take his Young Master Shiqi to bed.