The Cop Who Catches Heroes

(This is parody, pure parody! It contains no political satire. Please don't associate any characters or events with real people or situations. Any resemblance is purely coincidental!) At the end of 2948, in preparation for the grand millennium anniversary of the founding of the nation, the National Security Committee directly led a joint campaign to clean up cultural chaos, involving the Ministry of Science and Technology, the Ministry of Public Security, the Ministry of Cultural Industries, the military, and several other departments. After repeated in-depth studies and discussions by experts in space physics, cultural pundits, archaeology pundits, psychology pundits, and more, they concluded that cultural chaos first began with the martial arts craze of the late twentieth century. So, with support from the New Industries Development Department's source-matter multilevel spatial penetration technology, the various departments dispatched a joint law enforcement force. Starting with the most popular martial arts novel worlds from a thousand years ago, they launched a sweeping cultural crackdown! The following is a completely nonbinding preview: "Chu Liuxiang! You are suspected of illegally taking other people's property, in violation of Article XX, Clause XX of the Criminal Code. Come with us to assist with the investigation. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say may be used as evidence in court." "Yin Zhiping, you are suspected of violating a woman's wishes and committing rape, in violation of Article XX, Clause XX of the Criminal Code. Come with us to assist with the investigation. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say may be used as evidence in court." "Hey! I haven't broken the law! Why are you kicking over my stall?" "You're setting up a stall in a public place, in violation of Article XX, Clause XX of the City Appearance Management Regulations. We're confiscating your business equipment!" "Aren't you police officers?" "I was a city management officer before I joined the task force!"