Serious version
"Respect the heaven and the earth, and the great road is the proof. I, the Pangu clan, have the highest purity and can reach the heaven. Now I feel that all sentient beings in the ancient times are ignorant and have no way to seek the Tao. I am willing to pass down the supreme Tao and Dharma on Penglai Immortal Island, leaving a glimmer of vitality. Anyone regardless of qualifications or temperament can enter my sect and listen to the Tao. There is no difference in teaching. Intercept the teaching and establish it!"
The sacred sound is heard by heaven and earth, sending down supreme merits and virtues. All living beings kneel down and shout for the mercy of the Holy Lord.
At the 30,000th Yuan Meeting in the Immortal Calendar, the Pangu family ascended to the heaven of heaven and descended from the chaotic world of mortals, and established the orthodoxy of Jiejiao, which was a great virtue.
It is destiny to preach in Sanqing.
Just...
Lying on his side on the Biyou bed, looking down at his lower abdomen, Tongtian didn't understand. He clearly took the oath to establish a religion, so how could there be an air ball in his belly that could absorb his own magic power.
Could it be that these days Lijiao is still in the business of buying one and getting one free?
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Funny version
# has not been lost, but yin still exists, and I feel pregnant and come up with new postures, discussing the feasibility of changing the way of heaven and earth! #
#You can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't make vows indiscriminately. Congratulations to the Holy Lord Tongtian Cult Master for being pregnant! #
#Sincerely invite all the great masters from ancient times to come to Penglai Biyou to pick up and teach the future His Highness Shaojun! #
#Get the most painful beating, marry the most beautiful person, and overwhelm the strongest Shangqing Saint, this vote is worth it! #
Leader Tongtian: So, who will be beaten?
The takers silently raised their hands.
This article is also known as: "Are you drifting away or is it that I can't hold the sword?" !
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Mine Clearance Warning
1. Unorthodox floods, all kinds of legends are stewed in a pot, and private devices are everywhere
2. It's just the saint's version of pregnancy through sentience. Learn about parthenogenesis.
3. The author has a great imagination and is expected to have a small number of original characters.