The Island Lord Still Hasn't Had a Shotgun Wedding Today

Yun Zheng was the first disciple and eldest apprentice of the Wusheng Sect in his original cultivation world. Gifted with extraordinary talent, he possessed the Garden of All Spirits and powers that defied the heavens. One day, he died and his soul crossed over into the interstellar era. Using his special abilities attracted the Main God’s suspicion and persecution. His senses were stripped away one by one, leaving only his sense of touch, which came with severe side effects. His body became unusually sensitive. Yun Zheng had died once already, and this time he wanted to stay free of worldly desires and focus solely on cultivation. But his twin best friends loved him so much they'd give their lives for him, and they secretly vied for his affection every day. Worse still, a trap during a mission led Yun Zheng to sleep with the Divine Son for seven days and seven nights. Even a ghost couldn't take that. Yun Zheng fled for his life, carrying a baby bump! Watching his belly grow day by day, Yun Zheng gradually became resigned to his fate. But all the people who loved him around him were losing it. What was the big deal about claiming an island from the Main God and becoming its lord? If he was going to get back at the Main God, he had to go all the way: keep sleeping with his "son," have his "grandchild," then take the Main God's divine throne! Let's just say you fight magic with magic. Yun Zheng: "...There's really no need." He never meant to sleep with the most powerful person beneath the Main God. He was completely passive in the matter! Yun Zheng refused, but the Divine Son, who had spent seven days and nights with him, couldn't stop thinking about Yun Zheng's hypersensitive body and its unusual reaction to the aftereffects. He kept searching for him. One day, the Divine Son, who had always been at odds with Yun Zheng, came to the island carrying a durian. He plopped down on his knees atop it and confessed to Yun Zheng, "Baby, I was wrong. I only just realized that you're the one I've been looking for. I'm sorry. Please forgive me!" Yun Zheng charged at him with his sword. "Who's your baby? Come die! We have a serious score to settle!" He split the durian in two with one strike. "Baby, durian is a warming food. It's good to eat lots of it while you're recovering after childbirth!" The Divine Son, nearly cleaved in half by the force of the sword, was bitterly regretful. If I'd known I'd fall for him after one night, how could I have made such an enemy of him? I wonder if a thousand durians will be enough to make up for it! It's fun to provoke your wife for a moment, but chasing her afterward is a living hell. Jealous, powerful Divine Son gong x gorgeous, powerful island lord shou Reader's guide: 1) One-on-one romance + happy ending. 2) The characters' values in this story do not represent the author's own. 3) Lots of melodrama, and very indulgent wish fulfillment. Premise: Live positively and keep striving forward.