[Not very good, wouldn't really recommend]
I originally wanted to write about more monsters, with the heroine's keen senses and sharp tongue driving them into a frenzy, as well as side stories for her three classmates, but none of that made it into the story.
Snarky, action-packed light novel
A sharp-tongued, incredibly powerful, wolf-like, looks-obsessed human heroine x a gorgeous, cross-dressing sea monster king hero (he appears as a woman the first two times)
"Four of the city's ten most haunted houses are in this neighborhood."
After graduating from college, Wen Liu hurried home to inherit the family business: a dusty, deserted candle and incense shop.
While turning the place upside down for clues about her dear old father's inexplicable coma, a candle flies out of a sealed box, cackling, "Heh heh heh heh!" Forced to inherit the job and become the [Jinjiang City, Central China District Manager of the Underworld's Human Realm Office], she receives some baffling assignments.
[Task 1: Obtain 500 jin of high-quality human fat. Points: +50
Task 2: Obtain one liter of love (romantic luck) and one liter of compassion. Points: +200
For questions, consult the ghost staff.]
Ghost staff: Humans are the spirits of all things. Human fat is the real spirit stone! It's brimming with the seven emotions and six desires!
Ghost staff: No, no, no! Collecting fat will expose your identity. The human world's occult sects are always watching, ready to trap Underworld officials!
With her can-do, thick-headed spirit, Wen Liu hangs out a sign for Occult Weight Loss.
She has a vital energy source coveted by both the Underworld and the demon realm, and her output is enormous. An adventure is about to begin!
A ghost-staff candle keeping watch over her, an adorable crow fed on human fat, the stunning paper figure Xu Wuchang, a leopard-cat squad dropping from the sky, college roommates selected for the Medal of Courage, and a whole bunch of ill-intentioned tomb villas...
A candle floating in midair cries out, "Miss Wen is truly blessed to win the Demon King's favor. Who would dare cause her trouble now?"
Wen Liu sits on the sofa, stroking the leopard's sleek fur. Cursed to lose four of her senses, she can still tell that the Demon King opposite her is gazing at her ardently.
If it weren't for this deadly curse that has robbed me of four senses, I'd already be at the point where nobody dares cause me trouble!! I'm a major smuggler, and I opened the channel myself!! I supply 80% of the Underworld's essential energy source: human fat! I can monopolize the Underworld's energy supply! I'm about to become an arms supplier to the Occult Association! If I could just take one more step, no one and no law could restrain me. The cold war and mutual blockade between the Underworld and the Occult Association are the perfect opportunity for me.
Years later, humans cry out:
#OccultWeightLossIsTheBest
#SoldMyLoveBrainAndRoseToTheTop
#HerExtremeHotFigureIsTheSecretBehindEveryRichBeauty
#WenLiuAndTheFiveMurderCases
#IsWenLiu'sHusbandAManOrAWoman?
#TheSuperstarWentToSeeWenLiuAgain,SoUnprofessional
#WasTradingTenYearsOfRomanceForTenYearsOfCareerWorthIt?
The Underworld and the demon realm cry out:
#BossWenIsHere,AndSoIsTheHumanFat!
#WarriorOrVermin?
#TheKing'sInter-SpeciesFriend,OurFaithfulAlly
#SeriousQuestion,WasThisMassiveSmugglingOperationOfficiallyAuthorized?
#IWannaHaveSisterWenPetMyFur
#WenLiu,MyWife
Also known as: After Being Forced to Become a Government Employee in the Underworld, My Job Is So Unholy, Starting with Occult Weight Loss, I'm About to Do Something Big, The General Store Owner's Late-Night Hunt, Even the Underworld Can't Draft Me Against My Will QAQ, From Occult Weight Loss to a Big Boss, The Underworld's Most Notorious Badass
(Screen recording of the blurb made on April 7, 2022; forgot to do it earlier.)
Theme: Uncover the secrets of the world's order and steadfastly uphold fairness and justice.
Xiao Zhangyang's Five Disappointments and One...
My Mother, Wu Zetian
[Western Crossover] Bu Wayne's Fantastic Adventures
Livestreaming My Regicide in the Underworld
My CEO Fiancé Seems to Be Two People
[Western Crossover] A Dangerous World Where Everyone Is Sweet on the Outside, Dark Within
The Big Bang of the Wen Yi Universe
Becoming a Prince in a Martial Arts World
After Becoming a Cat's Mom
Finding a World to Vacation In
The Queen and the Eldritch Gods
The Fallen Emperor's Unfavored Empress, the White Lotus, and More
Good guy, if you have all the food and cards, if you still can't kill him, you have to count on Lao Wen having no one in the underworld.
I only have this one daughter, please brother, please give her a hard spanking. ——Dad
It's not difficult to collect materials in this hell, you can just copy the daily recommendation list, and you can also update it every day (occasionally digging for gold in the shit) (Whoever has no characteristics and breaks the defense is who he is. If you scold me, I will scold you. The scolding is so dirty!)
In fact, I never thought of such a cool operation as opening a street. I didn't expect it to end here. Last year, I followed a jade owner. The blue jade in the safe was really like cutting the sky into a piece of Namu. It was so beautiful. Then I unblocked it. I was in pain because of greed. 23333
It's also a pity. This story is really interesting. If the logic and structure were tighter and more complete when written, and the language of the entire situation was carefully crafted, the final product would be completely different.
As expected of a weapon generated by warm sulfur, the default crowbar hahaha
Although Big Eyed Boy is a lot of trouble, there really is nothing that can replace him now.
There must be such prototypes, and there are more than one or two. Those two ounces of flesh are not born in the lower body, but in the brain.
Hahaha Teacher Shen is so handsome. I want to say the same thing every time I get scammed out of money by bad movies. It's a pity that I don't have Teacher Shen's ability.
Good! Get rid of Xu Wuchang, he will be angry just by looking at him.