It’s said that the underworld has no inns, but it does have houses, property, wish power, residents in training, and livestream projects.
To put an end to terrifying natural disasters, the authorities have launched the major project “Live-stream the Regicide,” with viewers voting on which emperor most deserves to die.
Streamers will do everything they can to assassinate the lucky winner in all sorts of creative ways, thereby dispelling resentment in the underworld.
The emperors, kings, and ministers argue endlessly about it. There are so many tyrants who deserve to die that it’s hard to say who should go first.
Ying Zheng: “Who said it was me? Come out and fight me one-on-one!”
Liu Bang: “Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pick someone from my family. There are so many emperors in the Liu family, it’s inevitable that a few are less than admirable. Hey, turns out even the worst emperor in my family can’t compare to the bad ones in other families.”
Li Shimin: “What a pity I can’t go myself. How hard can it be to take a tyrant’s head from the midst of ten thousand soldiers?”
After Xiao Li, the female lead, died in an explosion, all her stats were maxed out, so she was directly recommended for a streamer position.
Lin Yunzhi: “This job sounds dangerous.”
Xiao Li: “I’ve often risked my life. I’ve only died once.”
Lin Yunzhi: “You might have to rile up the masses or kill someone with your own hands.”
Xiao Li: “No problem.”
Xiao Li: “I’ve wanted to kill them since middle school! A wish I’ve had for over ten years finally came true. This feels great!”
Jingkang: The Assassination at Wuguocheng. The Two Emperors were stabbed several times, case ruled a suicide [Complete x2]
Wala: Open the gate! I miss you so much here at Tumu Fortress [Complete]
Northern and Southern Dynasties: Ten Steps, One Kill [Complete]
Tang Dynasty: What a good person. He died too late [Complete]
Ming Dynasty: Old Taoist! If you don’t go to work, you die [Complete]
Northern and Southern Dynasties: Ten Steps, One Kill [Complete]
Great Qin: Place your bets on how the Second Emperor will die [Complete]
Liang Dynasty: Amitabha~ [Complete]
I made the old cover myself. I think it’s cool, has a great design, and feels very underworld-y~
The new cover was made by a friend! It’s even cooler!
The story is a slow burn.
The female lead is a warrior with tremendous charisma: cheerful, witty, emotionally steady, precise and ruthless. She habitually takes charge, likes teasing her enemies, and loves buying weapons and vehicles. As I wrote, I realized she was turning into a kind of everyone-loves-her character, but it makes sense.
Quite a few male side characters openly or secretly have feelings for her. The male lead hasn’t been decided yet. Probably whichever one is best positioned will successfully win her over.
[Important] I won’t break up any famous historical emperor-and-empress couples! There’ll also be plenty of affectionate scenes between them (they’re couples I ship).
This does not use the setting of “The Emperor’s Posthumous Life.”
Content warnings:
1. Some minor characters and cannon fodder have rotten values and will spout nonsense. That can’t be avoided even in modern society, let alone among actual ancient ghosts. The female lead focuses on her career, money, and power (and succeeds very quickly). She won’t act unless they interfere with her making money.
2. The female lead is very modest and cautious, and rarely tells the truth around strangers. Once she gets to know people, she starts drinking and bragging.
3. Values and morality have varied greatly over the past five thousand years. For example, forcing widows to remarry and forcing widows to remain chaste, as well as quitting on the spot and walking away when faced with a stupid emperor versus working until death, are all things that really happened in history.
4. The story’s background is all laid out in the first three chapters. If you can’t accept it, please drop the book.
5. The female lead is busy training and working, so she knows little about historical stories and relies entirely on TV dramas. She has some culture, but not much (it’s a cute trait).
6. The female lead had several romantic relationships while alive, and many people will pursue her after her death too. It’s one-on-one from start to finish. She prefers gentle, affectionate types.
7. [Please note] The author really likes Er Feng, Zu Long, Hongwu, and A Man. I’m purely a fan of their strength, and so is the female lead. Whoever can fight is awesome.
[Paid chapters announcement] This book will go premium on April 23. Three chapters will be released that day! I hope you’ll support it~
Theme: People must take responsibility for their morals and duties, and strive for a better world
New book for collection: "(Great Sage x Daiyu) Wood and Stone Alliance"
Lin Daiyu was good at poetry and painting, and could not let go of the scroll all day long. She didn't like watching the play "The Monkey King in Heaven", but she quite liked the original work.
Suddenly one day, I accidentally entered the barren mountains in my dream. The mountains in the distance were majestic, like a big hand. Falling from the sky.
The Monkey King is lying at the foot of the mountain waiting for Buddhist scripture seekers: Boring!
Suddenly I saw a little girl walking slowly towards me, and I was immediately surprised: "Child! Child, where are you from?
After getting used to being a brainless subordinate, she suddenly took charge of herself. It probably took a while to regain her brain, hahaha. Fortunately, someone continued to be a subordinate to help her.
Those people back then would probably have a very loving mentality when they look at the people who come after them.
East, West, South, North, Middle - Please take a look: Han Xin makes rice, the more the better [true rhyme]
Remote breeding technology makes me laugh to death
Ah? I only remember Lian Po among the dry rice spread in history books. Can you still eat?
Mr. Haomeng personally revised the speech. This kind of treatment is the only one in heaven and earth right now! Sister Xiao, do you feel that your life has been sublimated? Hahahahahahahaha.
Reading books is actually very easy to understand and I love reading them. When I read promotions or take classes, they are all fill-in-the-blank questions and I have no idea what the program or original intention is.
We are all socialist giants. We feel that as long as we are good screws, someone will tighten them and lubricate them; we have an organization to control the direction of the vehicle, remove dust regularly, and deal with collisions with other vehicles; it is already great to be able to take on more important positions if we make progress. We do not want to exploit others too much to achieve great achievements, so we are quite peaceful. It is great to be able to focus on our own personal development. For the future of the country, as long as we are not bullied by others, we feel great.
God, the best thing about Sister Xiao is that she knows when to shut up and can make herself shut up.
That silence was so embarrassing, hahaha
The cook, the maid, and the coachman who didn't get a portion of the meat hahahahahahahahaha
New book for collection: "(Great Sage x Daiyu) Wood and Stone Alliance" Lin Daiyu was good at poetry and painting, and could not let go of the scroll all day long. She didn't like watching the play "The Monkey King in Heaven", but she quite liked the original work. Suddenly one day, I accidentally entered the barren mountains in my dream. The mountains in the distance were majestic, like a big hand. Falling from the sky. The Monkey King is lying at the foot of the mountain waiting for Buddhist scripture seekers: Boring! Suddenly I saw a little girl walking slowly towards me, and I was immediately surprised: "Child! Child, where are you from?
After getting used to being a brainless subordinate, she suddenly took charge of herself. It probably took a while to regain her brain, hahaha. Fortunately, someone continued to be a subordinate to help her. Those people back then would probably have a very loving mentality when they look at the people who come after them.
East, West, South, North, Middle - Please take a look: Han Xin makes rice, the more the better [true rhyme] Remote breeding technology makes me laugh to death
Ah? I only remember Lian Po among the dry rice spread in history books. Can you still eat?
Mr. Haomeng personally revised the speech. This kind of treatment is the only one in heaven and earth right now! Sister Xiao, do you feel that your life has been sublimated? Hahahahahahahaha.
Reading books is actually very easy to understand and I love reading them. When I read promotions or take classes, they are all fill-in-the-blank questions and I have no idea what the program or original intention is.
We are all socialist giants. We feel that as long as we are good screws, someone will tighten them and lubricate them; we have an organization to control the direction of the vehicle, remove dust regularly, and deal with collisions with other vehicles; it is already great to be able to take on more important positions if we make progress. We do not want to exploit others too much to achieve great achievements, so we are quite peaceful. It is great to be able to focus on our own personal development. For the future of the country, as long as we are not bullied by others, we feel great.
God, the best thing about Sister Xiao is that she knows when to shut up and can make herself shut up.
That silence was so embarrassing, hahaha
The cook, the maid, and the coachman who didn't get a portion of the meat hahahahahahahahaha