After Lucifer fell from Heaven, God erected a barrier, severing all contact between Hell and Heaven.
For two thousand years, the two sides lived in peace. Meanwhile, Hell's occult technology advanced by leaps and bounds: they got mobile phones, went online, and even set up Weibo.
Under these circumstances, an information account called [Heaven Frontline] appeared out of nowhere, bringing a flood of news about Heaven.
At first, the internet trolls of Hell thought it was just a marketing account. It was only when they noticed how strangely the demon kings reacted to posts from [Heaven Frontline] that they got it: the news was all true!
[Trending] Heaven Frontline: So why is there so much tension between Gabriel and Michael? [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Repost] Mammon's alt account 1078: Come take a look. @Mammon
[Trending] Heaven Frontline: Michael has been quietly following Raphael around lately... Stay back, everyone. I'll get you a candid shot. [Repost] Belial: Got it. Please stop @-ing me, everyone. Thanks. [Smile]
[Trending] Heaven Frontline: Hello, everyone. I have some new intel: Michael is pregnant. [Repost] Hell Tax Bureau: Holy crap, I don't dare @ the Demon King! I'll just randomly @ one of the kings! @Leviathan [Reply] Leviathan: Why would you @ me with something this unlucky! Don't I have any dignity!
Meanwhile, the archangel Michael was staring at his phone in frustration
"Even after spreading false rumors, I still haven't figured out who this [Heaven Frontline] is... Looks like I'll have to spread something even more outrageous."
A Reader's Guide
1. This only borrows the general setting and names; the story is original, so you don't need to know the background at all.
2. Please bookmark the new story in my profile, sob. It's that danmei story I'm seeking advance readers for.
3. Lucifer (top), Michael (bottom). This story contains plenty of scenes of a tsundere being bullied.
4. Updates at 9 p.m. Other times are for revisions. I'm trying hard to reach 450 bookmarks, sob.
[Please, please help me bookmark my new story next door, sob. I can't get enough bookmarks to qualify for a paid release. Here's the blurb, please, please!]
[It's a different genre, but please trust my writing! It's totally fine if you bookmark it and don't read it. Please, please! qwq]
"The General's Rut Lasts Too Long"
Charol, a disabled Beta soldier missing an arm and a leg, is the lover of Imia, a young Alpha major general and the sole heir to the Lafeid family.
Many people in the military have seen the courteous, dependable officer find the soldier sleeping anywhere and everywhere, give him a kiss and a pat on the head, then gently carry him away.
Only Charol knows that, in Imia's eyes, he is an utterly shameless and disgusting person.
Rather than a lover, he is more like a pet that can be treated however Imia pleases.
Their intimate relationship is nothing but humiliation and teasing with a sexual edge.
To get away from Imia, Charol took advantage of Imia's rut to give him a deep marking, fabricated evidence of their marriage, and reported Imia's many abuses in a livestream under his real name...
His bitten, mangled nape and the teeth marks covering his gland bore witness to the terrible abuse he had suffered.
The internet fanned the flames, and the scandal became a sensation. The Military Supervisory Commission and the Military Commission stepped in.
...At last, he got what he wanted and left.
Three years passed.
The war ended, and the Federation celebrated. Imia was promoted from major general to the youngest general in the Federation.
With only a little time left before their long separation would result in an automatic divorce, Charol was summoned to the hospital by a phone call.
His partner had entered a pathological rut because he had gone so long without pheromone relief.
After helping Imia through his rut, Charol took off with the garbage truck, terrified that if he ran too late, Imia would wake up and tease, humiliate, punish, and silence him.
But a month later, another call... forced him to go to the hospital.
Seeing Imia on the hospital bed, hugging a pillow and looking at him with teary, pitiful eyes, while crying and looking hungry, Charol knew the man had gone into rut again.
After this happened time and again...
Even though he couldn't smell pheromones and had skin as tough as leather, even Charol couldn't help asking:
Can a rut really last this long?
Is it true that people don't remember anything during a pathological rut?
This... isn't he tired of pretending? = =
Imia: I got my fill, so I'm not tired. :)
In the end, they never divorced, and Charol never got away. He asked Imia to break up three times, but all that did was make Imia pathologically clingy. It was completely useless.
It seemed he'd tamed this two-faced, secretly rabid dog, but at what cost?
A one-armed, one-legged, honest catlike, illiterate, unlucky, cold, trash-collecting, crybaby Beta bottom
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A two-faced, nasty, ferocious, tsundere Alpha with fluffy white hair who turns into a lovesick househusband (?), top
Theme: The world is vast. Go see it.
I stayed up late to finish reading it~very interesting!
I've finished reading. I haven't read Lu Miwen in a long time. Hehe (*^▽^*)
I lost contact after being prostituted, hahahahahahaha
Ah - I just saw it - this article is really good to read, everyone's characters are very lively and distinct. This kind of funny writing is really good, Modo Modo woo woo woo woo
Come back to review it again, woo woo, thank you to my wife for producing food and not letting me starve to death.
I watched it again, and I still think it is good. The early story is lighthearted and enjoyable, the rhythm is tight, and it also leaves a suspense. However, it is also a pity that the ending is too hasty. Every time I watch it, I feel very melancholy. Why did God leave? I am really curious about this. Then there is the scrapped draft. Compared with the scrapped draft, Michael is really two people. If I really have to choose, I also like the current Michael in the original text. I feel it is more in line with his identity and character. However, if Mrs. Scrapped draft is willing to write another parallel story, I also like it. The relationship between Michael in the scrapped draft is really real. It's relatively richer, with more interactions, and the characters next to it may be more active. For example, in the original text, when you watch Michael eating lobster, Mammon follows suit by posting ads. In the scrapped version, he dares to hide his trumpet and follow Michael. This is also fun, but I don't know what other people think of Michael. All in all, the story of this book is very satisfying, and I am very happy to follow the updates every day. I also wish my wife to reach 450 collections soon, and I look forward to having it in my hand. On a personal note, I also like the scrapped stories very much, so I have secretly saved them. Even if I delete them, I will still read them. Hmm... I really can't bear to part with it, so... Um... Um... When I have time, I'll try to see if I can open up another fandom for the story behind it and round it out. It's just a pity to lose it like this. QAQ
Teachers and students play hey hey hey
Backrest, I still love this article, it's so cutely written!
Silly Beryl, you really look like you are playing tricks on Raphael!
Dear wife, which book have you updated recently?