"Hey, classmate, you wouldn't want everyone finding out that you're a Beta pretending to be an Alpha and making suggestive online porn, would you?"
One day, the recipient suddenly got an anonymous text like this.
But since it wasn't the first time he'd received one, he replied with remarkable calm: "Go ahead, what do you want? I'm only free next Friday. The rest of the time, I'm busy keeping other people company."
The other person: "… What about Monday?"
The recipient: "Mecha training with the student council president."
The other person: "What about Tuesday?"
The recipient: "Tutoring with the class rep."
The other person: "What about Wednesday?"
The recipient: "The class monitor said he had something planned, but he didn't tell me what. Probably going out for fun."
The other person: "… What about Thursday?"
The recipient: "I'm with my senior. I'm his bonded Beta."
The other person: "What about the weekend?"
The recipient: "...I'm not an Omega. I need to rest!"
The other person: "...I'm free Friday..."
The recipient: "How about this? I'll add you to the group chat, and you can work it out with them yourselves."
[The other person joined the group chat (4 members -> 5 members)]
Class rep: ...
Class monitor: ...
Senior: ...
Student council president: ...Oh, I thought it was someone else. It really is you. You're such a dummy.
Dummy business-world mascot: ...(Damn it, let it all burn.)
[An XP story, lots of potential triggers, read with caution and don't flame me. Taking suggestions for character names because I can't think of any.]
Premise: Just here for a laugh
